Hey up,now look , no matter what the weather, i always leave the door in my lounge slightly open, i like the fresh air that blows in, but theres this ginger tom cat will nose the bloody door open, and just sit there gawping at me, ive nowt against cats even though the varmints have a crap on my little bit of front garden, so this morning, in it comes, it knows ive no time fer it, but it dunna care, so thought bugger it, it takes my mind off other things for a while, so i cooked it an egg, followed by a drop off milk, i no now i will never get shut of it but neh mind eh, its doing no harm, but