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iworkwhippets

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  1. Not long been back from checking my traps, i normally go late at nights, but ive got company coming shortly, i had the one bunny with me , there was this couple walking there labrador, i got nowt but abuse, water off a ducks back wi me, ive been roaming fields up n dowm the country, amd will continue to do so, its in my marra, its a tonic to me just to be out, but look and ive said this afore, i couldnt give a charles hawtrey if the good lorf striked me down this very moment, i dunna like how my country has turned out
  2. Did my weekly shop yesterday, at aldi, Black farmer golden yolk eggs free range, £2 .75 fer 6 , they were that free range, the chickens were running round shop floor, eh, im not daft, cop yer own
  3. is there room at your table for a gentleman . please
  4. av you no rubber dolls you can pump up \ till its sorted?
  5. Not long been home from checking my traps,. A nice big fat bunny fer was waiting for me, just the one, I'm happy wi that
  6. Just had a bevy with him and Camilla in the Wellington pub, you may know of it, I got my bung from him , he's in great lever at the moment
  7. Yes I am.aware, he's meeting up.with me in Farnworth in 10 mins at smokey Joe's pub, market Street bung me some of his bunged cash
  8. sorry mate just clocked the date
  9. Happy birthday matey, enjoy your evening
  10. He couldn't give a monkies flange, I don't want bugger all off him , or anyone else, except what I've worked for all my life, and that's my state pension,
  11. Nowt surprises me in life these days, but im rapidly going round the bend , botty bashing gender benders, watch out fer big cats, aliens, is there only me normal or what
  12. Yes there is that, im overdue fer a visit
  13. That's were you are wrong, I've had it on good authority, on my last visit, and may I add I was taken against my will, but they wanted to pick my brains, in less than 5 years time, this planet will be governed not by blacks, but aliens,. I can't say anymore on the subject, I'm being monitored
  14. about knitting qbgrey, im in the throws of knitting , how do i perform doing a broken rib stitch , using number 2 needles. i thank you
  15. Thats exactly the kind of craft, that picked me up last saturday
  16. There's this craft that lands in my front garden at least once a week, they whisk me away to another planet , whether I like it or not, perhaps they realise I'm not a full shilling, but I insist they bring me back, cos they are more fekin tapped up there than down here,. Better the devil you know eh
  17. wtf amyl and the sniffers, load of shite, gimmee george formby any day
  18. Hey up pal, hows you n yours, look matey, theres line dancing here friday nights at my place, come join the gerrys fer a good neet out
  19. Coming on.a treat for you mate
  20. Makes no bloody difference who gets to run this country, they are all in it fer themselves, it's way to late now, country is f****d , make the most of what you've got, now n stop moaning, leave that to.me , lol, right I'm gonna do supper now I'm famished , that's what drink does to.me
  21. And rip the young lady, mauled to death we a dog in surrey, 20 yr old , eh rip
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