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iworkwhippets

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  1. I remember him well, every time I log on, or put TV on, someone's passed, I no I'm still of this planet, cos I've just fell out of bed RIP Jeff
  2. It's bat soup Paulus , from Aldi, I just can't face it
  3. can anyone spare me a bob or two, ive only got a tin of soup in?
  4. Look, haven't I said , I've done more fer my country than he ever will, out in all weathers sin the 1950s Cathing vermin, I mean he's nowt look.at is he eh, I could take megs of his hands , she clapped her eyes on me , eh, say no more
  5. brought back memmories has that, i have exactly the same picture of my first born, sat alongside me on the settee born 1964
  6. well if that doesnt tug on folks heart strings eh lads, thats one lovely picture and thanks for sharing
  7. EH,nice lady proper cockney, just sent me a text, would i like some pulled pork fer my tea, i turn my nose up at nowt
  8. Now look here mister, ive tolerated you long enough, hows about i come round yours, and rip ya left leg off and daub ya face wi soppy end, while ya next door neighbour, him that moaned about ya fence watches Happy mew year my friend
  9. Nice one pal, get stuck in and enjoy yourself
  10. Im spoilt fer choice now twixt a frenchie or one of those whippets, i will put a pic up when ive decided,
  11. Not a very nice topic, but there you go, Yesterday morning, to cut a long story short, i had to help an elderly chap with the onset of dementia , a grand owd lad, he used to play for colchester united in his day, anyways hes had a fall in his flat, and bruised and cut his leg , not a bad cut but needed attention, so i rang the doctors for him, he was shook up more than anything, i rang the doctors, i was number 29 on the list, so i hung on, only to be told no appointments available, and to take him to a pharmacy, there exact words to me, and they hung up, so i rang em back. and i lost it, i
  12. Look good they do, dont suppose i could come round yours when youve cooked em please, i will wash up afterwards
  13. I thought folks were struggling fer money what with cost of living, and energy prices through the roof
  14. Bloody Norah, eh not heard of that before
  15. Hey up pal, yeh I'm not doing to bad thanks, just in the middle of doing breakfast, Hope I find you n yours well .thanks mate
  16. Eh, nowt wrong wi them, I know a good whippet when I see one, bit pricey, but some barmy owd git will buy one, I've put my order in fer one ?
  17. Some weird buggers on this planet jiggers , there's an abundance of em on here , scares me at times some of the statements folks come out with ?
  18. Should have said , fence erection ?
  19. Look.here.ya cheeky little devil , ?? just cos ya neighbour doesn't like your erection don't get smart wi me, or I will av you
  20. I have f****d off, I'm not here anymore, and whilst I'm.not there, modeste m bami has died of a heart attack, aged 40, how u coping we all them.rubber dolls ya randy git
  21. Look, I'm in the throws of doin missen a curry, and with what I've put in the bugger it's gonna do me a mischief, but I've done more fer my country than Harry, as fer.charlie all.hes.good fer.is accepting suitcases full.of spondulips from foreigners, hope your resting easy in your grave.Diana. But I doubt it
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