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    Would that be a 7 oclock
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    Hey up, look born 1944, i never went short of grub, talking of grub, im famished so bugger it, im going fer a kebab or summat, i dunna care what its smeared with
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    No sympathy from me, he put himself in hospital, its them albanian chaps i feel sorry for, wanting a bed, prats like him sprawled out in a hospital bed
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    I have a spare pair of long John's he can have, only worn a couple of times, I will even pay postage n packaging
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    That's real decent of you mate, I see myself short some weeks to help out my daughter, it's not just the heating she struggles with, she has rent to pay, poll tax, clothes , food, she says it's not only me dad, everybody is struggling, as for me, and I don't mean to be rude to anyone, but, Im.just concerned about my daughter at the moment, she's my daughter I love her to bits, I lye awake at nights, wondering what else I can do for her
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    My daughter put the central heating on when I visited her tuther day, she had it on fer 50 minutes, that cost her £2 and 18, pence, she can't afford to heat her home at that rate, she works 7 days a week, few hrs here few hrs there , I don't think she makes 40 hrs a week, she won't claim a penny, she would be better off on the dole and I've told her so, but she won't have any of it, says she would go round the bend being stuck at home, so I give her financial support and proud of her , and I'm proud to do it
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    Two of em tonight , and it's snowing here in Essex
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    There's this chap lives next door to me , he moved here a month after me, hrs from Belfast, a nice bloke he's had it rough in life we his health, I've mentioned him before, so we have this arrangement going between us, every morning fer over two years now, I go check on him see if he's ok, on a couple of occasions I've had to phone his sister cos I got no response, so every night at 9, o'clock he comes to check on me , tonight 9,o'clock sure enough he knocks on my door, you alright Keith , do u need anything, so tonight I says hey up Paul, I'm not feeling to good mate, I think I'm dying,. Ok
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    Yeh ive witnessed that mate, they dont just take the younguns, prowling the rooftops, the buggers are opportunists,
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    Would you just look at that e, cant beat it, ive been a dog man fer many a year, been in some,, and this may sound strange to some, some of the places i have found missen in wi dogs n ferrets in scenery n weather like the above , have taken my breath away, absolute heaven to me being out in the wilds, frosty days n nights , beats any tonic a doctor can give you , nice one lads
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    Working around the house, good man, i try read all yours posts mate, without the risk of sounding a groveling owd git, its a treat reading about what you have achieved in life, same with that sheep molester from the valleys , only joking Daniel, yes Daniel cain, bloody grafters , nice to know u both even if it is over a keyboard , good lads
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    Is that Bolton matey, taking the piss eh,
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    Eh oh ffs, i wondred why i was scratching my only remaining goolie off, i thowt i had monkey pox or summat cheers Arry
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    Morning chaps, bloody cold one eh, times like this i wish i was off out wi Nell n stinkers, anyways back on topic, afore i peeled missen out my pit this morning, cat was giving it what fer at my door, so in he comes, rubbing itsen up my legs, i thowt fek me i am honoured, so bent down half asleep to give it a stroke, big mistake the b*****d wasnt having any of it,so thowt ya can piss off, and cooked missen a full monty and made the bugger wait
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    Talk of the devil.eh lads, I was on my way back from, post office this morning, I was just a couple of hundred yards from home went bang on the deck , this young cyclist slammed into me from behind, he.came off his bike , sprawled onto the pavement, he got back up on his bike n.f****d off, I can.hardly use my bloody left leg here
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    Dunno what happened there lads
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    Don't get much sleep these days, don't need it
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    Said to my doctor a while back, any chance of putting me down , don't talk silly he says, I've got my future planned out lads, as long as my little grey whistle cell keep perklin, theres nobody wipes my arse except me , I'm all there up top at the moment ,thank god, afore I go lads, is theresa may still in charge, her wi.hump.on her back
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    Wasn't your son in hospital a couple of weeks backs mate, how's he doing
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    Thicko me, shes on this very topic , page 11, in her prime
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    im trying to find a picture of Nell, in her prime . she is standing on a bridge on her own, but i cant find the pic
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    Yes mate,
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    CUSHINGS
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