iworkwhippets
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ive chance of a pup, whom I kidding, Thursday morning 7th may, NHS called me, saying I need an mri scan that's my cloud cuckoo land
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sorry about that, got carried away its just that keith doesn't want to stay at home I could write a dozen or more pages here but its not gonna change owt yeh I will put kettle on, thanks
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No mate , look do I want to stay at home, f**k me pal, im going round the bend ive never implied that, I choose to stay at home, for my safety and the safety of others, with the loss of 2 wives brother sister mother father, don't ask me why, must be the survival instinct in us all, and maybe I living, no sorry existing in cloud cuckoo land but and I don't ask for much in life, but like many others I wanna get out there, I wanna walk them fields again with a dog n ferrets, but do you no, deep inside I no that day will never happen im in cloud cuckoo land, that's all I have, ive always been abl
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belting pics matey, and 10 outa 10 for cleanliness
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A stay at home order certainly doesn't appeal to me my friend, and im highly fearfull of no scenarios, I stay at home by choice not what folk suggest or order me to do, I value my life and the life of others so its my choice to stay at home, I can see unlike many others the risk of not doing so, especialy the social distancing
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economics and finance are no good to anyone if they are dead mate
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look im 76 with all my faculties, and when I see a good bargain im the 1st one in there, ive even set him not 2 but £300 non returnable deposit. cant wait, I bet you lot think im a bit tapped , well I am ?
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ive been offered a pup by the way
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I know that mate, it was my sense of humour kicking in, I was having a laugh, cheers pal
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looks like shes made herself at home already , good luck we it
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All over the roof tops here searching for youngsters
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will they be docked my good man, if so put me down fer a pup, quite reasonable those prices
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Bowton, not been back there fer years, was a festering shithole then, buggered off down Suffolk what a contrast
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ang on just let me get my violin out
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not long been back from down the village do my shopping, lockdown what a joke, cockdown more like, some folk don't know what day it is, not like me of course, im ok up top, just done my mental excercises, correct me if im wrong, 1 and 1 is 2 2 and 2 is 4 4 and 4 is, f**k it im off
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lets stop pussy footing about. issue all police officers with flame throwers to be used at their discretion, targeting the over fifties
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nowt but street parties around here today just an excuse fer some for a piss up, its as though all was well with the world the way some of em were behaving, much to soon in my eyes for any lifting of restrictions
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Good afternoon, folks, well look here, 325 pages covering all health topics from ingrowing toe nails to bot fly infestation how this world is in such a state with all you doctors ,,,,, sorry knowledgable people on board beats me, perhaps you could assist me wi my problem, righty ho here goes, with me being a wrinkly, every morning I go the bathroom fer a slash, will it come will it buggery, hrs I stand there thrutching, but to no avail, so downstairs I go, halfway down, yes I feel a murmur so up I go again, nowt doing, trouble is when I do start dear me, niagra falls, eh, thing is its
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never you mind young Arry just get on wi that cooking, and while im here some tomatoes on one of your dishes not all together, presentation my son pull ya finger out theres a good lad
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for crying out fekin loud lads, do you mind , im eating black pudding here
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yes ive also had an email from a gentleman from Nigeria,he says becauase of my age, they were giving all pensioners in my area, £1000 to help us through these difficult times all he wanted was my account number and sort code, eh Im not daft I jumped at the chance, he said to check my balance tomorrow, I thanked him, and signed off
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to be honest with you mate, as soon as this virus clears up, being optimistic I no, but im gonna get me a part time job, I cant be doin with lozocking about, im beginning to see maggot infestation
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Don't come much closer than that my mate, lovely dogs, and lovely weather , lovely kids enjoy and keep safe
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would a 12 bore be to extreme
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crackin flags here, so im taking advantage of the weather, sat round the back in just my shorts, sandals, socks rolled up to my knee caps, knotted hanky, and a thumping greyt sausage roll eh im not daft
