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iworkwhippets

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  1. I know of a young family in my village, his wife is due to have her breasts removed because of cancer, im sure she would swap places with you
  2. just had a thought, you've all been civil to me the past few months, and I owe you all one so look, any of you lads are suffering any type of abuse. just let me know I will face any feker, because theres one thing I excel at, boy can I just fekin run eh hello anybody there
  3. Are you sure about that pal.look im a decent sort of chap, pc Earl of Lancashire cid will vouch fer me, perhaps if u send me your address I could at my expense nip over yours , and see if everythings still there , eh
  4. eh, don't tangle wi me pal, I,ll tear ya left leg off n daub ya face wi soppy end, im wellard
  5. Shame on em,, whats wrong with zyklon b
  6. but hang on a mo if owd Gladys was to bust in through the open window, id welcome her we open legs,, sorry arms? dip thi bread
  7. Cant honestly ever remembering locking a door here, not even my car doors, hands on heart, I dunna think ive ever locked em overnight at my address, as of now, with this weather all windows open as well as back and front door, I sleep on the settee at nights, front window wide open, spose im pushing it, but there you go
  8. crackin picture matey, its obvious your terrier would like to see the back of ya pup, eh, so best let me take it off your hands? good luck we em
  9. Good lord above, you wouldn't believe what ive just shifted i woke up in the middle of the night hungry, but to bone to shift. anyways 8 this morning, before the sun hit my front garden, out come the mower, that done, breakfast,, bacon, black pudding, 2 eggs, baked beans, mushrooms, fried bread, 3 rounds of toast, i can hardly move here, oh no tea bags till i go shop, so i recycled one out the bin
  10. your welcome mate, its me that told her to apply, she got 2 thousand shes over the moon it only took minutes on line
  11. lady up the street got it in days, less than a week
  12. Thank you mate and all the rest of you, and from the heart , I wish you all a safe and happy life
  13. had some very kind offers from several of you, Newkid, gnasher, mushroom, im more than ready now, its summer as well, thank you, but if Fireman comes good, im off for the weekend, if he will have me, what a turn around in my life, never thought id smile again neh mind be happy offers of phone calls also Arry my son, just bung us one of those dishes over matey theres a good lad
  14. another kind offer and from the heart I thank you mate, your offer sounds out this world compare to what im putting up with at the mo,and lots of folk would be on the next plane over, but the days of making it mucky are over for me, out of respect, I like to look folks in the eye when im talking to em, but this is the best I can do, so once again,,, thank you
  15. Right ok mate in the beginning I had many offers of help, thing is, as funny as it may seem, I just wanted to grieve get my head together, I would have been no use to anyone, but now, as with everyone whos lost, time is a great healer, don't get me wrong, I still refuse to go upstairs to bed, and still waken up in the middle of the night in a panic, having said that, its no use me boring the pants of you good folk and not taking you up on your offers, so if the offer is still there now next week or whenever im waiting now, on one condition, expenses are on me, one other thing my friend, im no
  16. Thanks, and that's one of the reasons im here cos you lot are there, if ever the day fireman knocks at my door, ive a bag already packed and money in my pocket, it wont cost him nowt, that's the least I can do, ive just panicked cos I couldn't log on to this forum, that's sad eh
  17. ive not come across anyone yet that I don't feel a burden to not around heres anyway, theres a young lady across from me, made it quite clear in the beginning she wanted my house, cos she has a flat, offered me this that n tuther for me to exchange, but I made it quite clear I wanted away from this area, and yet she still persists on bringing meals over, keeping her finger in hoping, sat night knock comes at door, 2 slices of pizza and cold chip, their leftovers, my front garden once my pride n joy, now a jungle,neighbours are out this very moment mowing their lawns, I don't feel a burden to n
  18. im a very independent man my friend, but a bit of help from folk occasionally or a pat on the back works wonders with the hardest of folks, ive said many moons ago, I would empty my bank balance just to share a cup of tea with the devil, lonelinees is a wicked evil thing, and its getting to me, but so are a million others, lonely and thinking awful things, but that offer, your on my friend, summat to look forward to, its the kind of world I dream of, couldn't give a monkies about money, even the roof over my head, fek that its just a place to get my head down, ive manned the f**k up as some
  19. didn't mean to cause you any heartache, and the very thoughts of your offer is good enough for me, thank you
  20. heres another one for you, last Monday this lady rang me up from some charity company, how you doing keith, im not doing to bad, I cant call next week, im on my holidays, ok I says enjoy yaseslf so I don't even have that this week
  21. few weeks ago one afternoon my phone rang, it was the police, don't worry he says you haven't done anything wrong, apparantley ive been placed on the suicidal risk by McMillan, asked how I was and told em , we will ring you next week sir, never heard from them again , yes im still here cos ive no guts a coward
  22. I could have done without reading this, cos I can fully relate to every word, and feel exactly the same, its brought back strong feelings of how I felt when Ruth passed, middle of the night sheer terror, my way out was this, I was left with lots of her medication so I got my self a jar took me ages to grind down enough tablets mixed em with water, enough to see off a herd of bull elephants, and slept on the settee at night with em clutched in my hands knowing there was a way out, but yes im still here, cos I hadn't the guts a coward, before lockdown I drove to this wood way out in the sticks,
  23. Got mine out the shed this morning, a good clean up pumped up the tyres, drop of oil, and buggered off to the next village, enjoyed it
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