iworkwhippets
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would a 12 bore be to extreme
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crackin flags here, so im taking advantage of the weather, sat round the back in just my shorts, sandals, socks rolled up to my knee caps, knotted hanky, and a thumping greyt sausage roll eh im not daft
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eh cum again, never heard that one before, do what mushroom suggests
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ya cant be doin that to a dog, empty ya bladder over the varmint
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what even an Italian greyhound
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was just cookin lunch about 2 20, when my moby rang only had it a few months, theres only 1 number on there that's how much of a saddo I am, its the young lady I was telling you all about a while back, a carer, so I bombs it into the living room to answer it, hello sweety what can I do for you I says, this is Newcastle police, came the answer. its what I can do for you came the reply with a chuckle, it was a welfare chech, hes coming up to visit me me next week
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you two, ang about Arry, don't drive me further around the bend than I am, but including me, theres 3 of us
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soon grow up don't they mate
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Surprised by the amount of gear seen
iworkwhippets replied to poxon's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
sounds good that does pal, summat look forward to eh -
All the best matey
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got me thinking now, let me go check with matron
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to early nowt wrong wi my mind 1 and 1 is 2 2and 2 is 4 4and 4 is, let me just get my calculator out, I wont be a min
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what a lovely day eh, hope I find you all in good spirits, as for me seventy fekin six yesterday, so I like to keep missen as active as possible. dementia and all that. so as I scrape my body off the settee, I like to start my day with working on my mind, so I start with the times table, 1 and 1 is 2, 2 and 2 is 4, 4 and 4 is, erm, so the next phase is prime minister that's easy Maggie, eh how am I doin, what year is it, that's easy, im 76, im f****d if I can work that one out, sod it get the frying pan out albert, I fancy a boiled egg
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eh im f****d if I no pal, drop us a pm when u find out, im going fer a l;ie down
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lol id be dead on arrival just at the thoughts of it, ?
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would I qualify for the above please, its the gravy n spuds that's the atraction
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I come on hereto see hows you all doing, and look what I find, folks at one anothers throats, fekin pathetic, all this talk about how we are all going to change for the better towards our fellow men, load of bollocks, you lot nowt better to do, hows about going indoors and giving your wives n partners a big hug, help with the chores. one of these days, I will invite you lot to meet up wi me, and ill stove y a fekin heads in. Im well hard
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where would I find such a person please
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look mate take no notice of these silly buggers,that black lady with those to die for heaving bum cheeks, you just send me summat like her over 2 me, and im your man
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look, is there only me willing to speak whats in my heart, that coloured lady with that outstanding arris, are you trying to tell me in all honesty. you wouldn't like her straggling your lap whilst you give her a sound thrashing eh we ll as I can say, there must be summat wrong with me lol
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do you mind matey, im chomping on a dirty big kebab here
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eh, you've got me all wrong my mate, I wanna wipe hers
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ya quite safe from me pal, lol just my luck survive this lot, and end up in dock a gibbering incontinent owd pleb relying on the very people I admire , no thank you, theres only 1 person allowed to wipe my backside
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Normal, forget that pal, we will have some restrictions dumped on us
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I will carry on just as I am for a while, to soon for any change in my eyes just yet, im looking ater myself, first thing in the mornings, I roll of the settee in a heap, do gentle excersises to get the old bones going, followed by weights, but the frying pan is getting a little to heavy, lol