iworkwhippets
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Thing is you see lads, I needed get stocked up on stuff, freezer was empty, petrol 97.7 summat like that, I thought I was seeing things so I asked but was told yes that's right so on the strength of that I filled up the car then supped a couple of gallon , called at my corner shop on the way home, im keeping up wi my mental tests, just made a little slip when I got home this morning, gets to my front door, would the key go in would it fek, then this lady come to the door and politely told me, I was at the wrong house, eh cant grumble
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Thanks Terry your a gent
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Went morrisons this morning I was there at 8, ques a mile long, I wasn't prepared to wait, but I thought they allowed pensioners in early but apparantley they have no provisions for wrinklies just nhs staff can any of you verify this petrol was dirt cheap though
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id best fek off now, with him being a hard man, he will wanna smash my face in
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more than I get pension
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lol more like that stoat was giving wilfy boy what for?
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just wish you could see the waste of oxygen in my street at the moment, one of em out his skull on summat, not a care in the world, a typical number one sewer rat, enjoy oneself by all means but hes one that would do my hole round the back justice,
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Doubled the pay fer dole wallas, just you pitch us a tent mate , im on my way
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Look mate I dunna no you from Adam, but cancer is one evil that has hit members of my family, so look, you ever need a shoulder, you ever need a knock on your door, you ever need to knock on my door, im going nowhere , speaks volumes to me about you does that topic sorry isn't good enough but it comes from the heart
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lol, right lads, I like to show concern fer all my mates on here, but ive not seen our Wilfred fer a while, has that b*****d stoat got him
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Got my head down about tea time, I cum over all funny?ive just woken up, but im buggered if I no whos house this is
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thanks all, not been a bad day today, a bit of company
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get well soon matey
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never envisaged myself ending up like this, but lots of you persevered with me when my lady passed, never a wrong word, and offers of help, that's why im here now, anyways enough grovelling ya load of scrotes, lol that kitchen cupboard, jesus Christ I nearly hung missen neh mind cupboard, bit of a balancing act on my tod, but I left her well pleased, ? bugger off im a gentleman, but the sweats rolling off me places you don't wanna no, so im off for a scrub, none of us no what lies around the corner eh, just have to make best of it
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Hey up, Well what a lovely day eh, so whats on the agenda today then, mmmm, let me see, right, bedding wants doing, its walking itself out the bedroom, curtains want washing, housework wants doing, clothes to be washed, ive got lunch to think about, Doreen up street wants me rehang a kitchen cupboard, ive had nowt to eat yet, ive had a lie in, grasses want cutting front n back, privets want cutting, I need a wash n shave, i need shopping, cant make mash with out spuds car wants cleaning i need to do summat about the infestation of rats around the back afore i go missing, on second thoughts l
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I no its out of season, but even when its in full pap, theres only 2 folks puts out up, joking apart I get more enjoyment these days listening to owd bill next door tending his early morning hemaroids , well piles then
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uk
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more symptons of the virus now, a cough, fever, loss of smell, you are required to isolate. im off to the docs immediately, ive got ingrowing toenais
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Im being serious as well matey, its a fekin joke this lockdown job, all yesterday afternoon, gangs of em at the front popped up to fek , they just don't give a monkies, social distancing, my back passage, wont be long afore we are all on severe lock down through pig ignorarance, no cop patrol or out like that here, must be my age or summat, but its a bloody joke, deaths still on the increase, I give up
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close the bloody lot of em, and see a sharp drop in hospital admissions. heart attacks, strokes, debauchery, violence
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eh cool, you some kind of botty basher
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oh and by the way, I cant tell you what colour underpants im wearing, ive just pissed missen and they are the only pair iv got in the wash
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I swear to god you lot bung up these posts to see me off, well its working , im off outside do a bit more digging
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lol ?towd you im losing it
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