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  1. iworkwhippets
    im a tactile person matey, and I make no apologies for that, but just like this forum a while back put up with my moans n groans. and believe me, I appreciated it, I no none of you from adam, mere aquaintancies, now my friends, even that know it all lol wished me well, well now its my turn, but all I can offer from afar is my well wishes to you all, some sad stories on here dear me, keep well
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    scraped missen off the settee this morning, empty my bladder, I remembered id forgotten to put my bins out last night, so I took em out, next door neighbour was at the front door having a fag, clearly distressed, nowt I could do, but what I wanted to do, is put my arms around her, she actually works as a carer in an old folks home, its enough to send folks crazy, yes
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    day after day like many others ive tried to abide by the lock down, im banging my head against a brick wall, I might as well venture out and debauch myself silly
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    jesus Christ, eh I might as well go fekin top missen now, my motivation is ebbing away fast as it is
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    That's it mate street cleaning and face masks ive seen em on tv, get some of these idle fester in there pit till god knows when dole wallers out there, lazy bilge rats
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    no you silly person. read my posts properly, different woman
  7. iworkwhippets
    just been out front clappin, owd Gladys was there, I no [BANNED TEXT] shes after, but she could at least put her teeth in
  8. iworkwhippets
    to right pal, what more could I ask for
  9. iworkwhippets
    so ive been supping domestos fer nowt then, no wonder ive got guts ache
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    tell you whats happening I my garden, rats loads of em,
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    of course you shall have a beer on top of scarfell matey, and im just the bloke to carry you up there
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    I was in Tesco this morning down the village, I had to go get my Imodium, there was this old lady in next street to me, practically mounted me
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    well spotted sir
  14. iworkwhippets
    whats up with the mrs pal, im just lookin fer summat to swap
  15. iworkwhippets
    who wants to sacrifice the old people, smash ya face in
  16. iworkwhippets
    to late pal ive bowt it, im not daft
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    The only time I go through my door, is if I need shopping, but to be honest, im sick n tired of folks going down my street, 2 metres apart never enters their heads, there is a family close to me, couple of days back when we had the hot weather, giving it what for on the garden with there friends, trouble is, folks cant see, cant feel the danger that's out there I can see the day coming, and ive predicted this before riots, folks have had enough
  18. iworkwhippets
    thanks
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    sorry for being a nuisance im just trying to help the woman, id rather do folk a good turn than a bad un, but surely once this is all over with and im trying to think positive here, surely they are going to want their lost rent back, is she banging her head against a brick wall
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    thanks
  21. iworkwhippets
    so what you saying, don't pay rent, surely that cant be right, or we would all say fek it,
  22. iworkwhippets
    but at the risk of being evicted
  23. iworkwhippets
    shes of the old fashioned type lads, her rent comes before anything, gotta admire her for that, well I do
  24. iworkwhippets
    shes in a council house mate surely she cant stop paying rent,
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    Year 2002.i lived in Indianapolis for a while, every morning I used to catch the bus down town, passengers mainly coloured ladies, one particular morning, I struggled to get my dollar bill into the ticket machine, so I was holding the bus up. this coloured lady came up to assist, once I opened my mouth, all the passengers were in uproar cos I was a brit, from that day on, same bus same passengers, couldn't wish to meat a nicer bunch of folks, with bum cheeks to match
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