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old age fek that hitlers bombs didn't get me. I will go when im good n ready
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no body out at at all last night, gone from one extreme to another, yes the nhs do a marvellous job, and have my full respect, but yesterday morning I nearly threw up, put the news on, and a bunch of nurses belting out bridge over troubled water, I mean does anyone clap me fer logging on and putting up wi you lot eh
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week after week month after month, more sense coming from doctor shipman and hes long gone, stop pestering ya tiny brains we all these predictions cos you no nowt, ive got ya backs covered, ive not dug that dirty big hole fer nowt
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ive already shifted a few pints mate
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well I passed couple of weeks ago now, and this is my soul typing away, ive no recollection of wakening up, I just snuffedit that's the way to do it, as I look over to the settee were I rested my weary head, I can see my very being heaving with maggots
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eh, ive got the very place for him, that dirty big hole I dug round my back garden, new it would come in handy
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Well in what our wilfy boy has just said, and to be honest took the words right outa my mouth, I think I will leave the hole as it is for the time being, lots more to die yet im sorry to say
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Well im at a loss here, I mean ive dug missen a whacking big hole in my back garden should the worst happen, so what do I do now, eh, I can either think positive and fill the bugger in, leave it, in case things get wos, or jump in and then fill the bugger in
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had to put my teeth in to decipher that. look that woman needs to meet a real man, just let me take my medication, put my hernia belt on, and my surgical stocking, and im your man
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idle git?
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don't think it applies to the likes of me cos of my age, they advise I stay put,
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gone from one extreme to another there, you sure
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god knows how long its been going on for, anyway its cancelled now thank mate
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Got myself a mobile phone a while back, McMillan suggested it keep in touch with the world set me up with online banking, over the weekend, I noticed amazon prime took out my account £5 , ive never had dealings with them, wether my good lady wife dealt with em in the past I dunno, so rang Barclays up, what a bloody performance, indian call centre, hrs of a job and got nowhere, was told to go get some cash out the mc, and they would discontinue my card. no I said , I will go my bank today Monday, so at the bank told em my problem, according to him its a regular occurrence with amazon, so he say
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arrogant prat, im more entitled to a covid test than he is, why, I will tell you why, who else would do owd Gladys shopping, sterradent Imodium and so on, me that's who
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only joking mate, ive come to far now to give in, my sense of humour
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can only speak for myself mate, but all as I do is go shop every other day pay any bills food and so on, but what gets me is seeing some folks out in parks or whatever enjoying themselves whilst the likes of me practically hibernate, im getting sick of it, I think I heard on the news they are going to increase fines for those that flout the social distancing, so in other words government no full well some folks don't give a feck get them flame throwers out
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That's really nice mate, im sat here contemplating wether or not to take my nightly stroke tablet, what a world we exist in now, its just my luck survive this lot and end up in a mental institution I will just eat my sausage roll and decide
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eh, I don't even no what day it is now, let me get this straight, I can go out, but stay in, we can go to work but don't. go to school but don't, sunbathe but don't.stay safe but stay home, go out but don't, stay alert but don't I cant hack any more of this, but I will eh ?
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said earlier issue the police with flame throwers
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certainly sir, most kind of you
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stop being so negative mate for crying out loud, takes a lot of time learning these moves. look im 76 I do them moves in my fekin sleep
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I dunno im up to the neck here housework, washing, preparing my lunch, I was hooked in the beginning we all this clapping lark, I just wish em the best. think to myself if I was a nurse I would welcome a pat on the back occasionally no matter what pay they are on, I cant get out my mind that young nurse a while back coming home off night duty in tears was it becauase there was no food in shops or summat cos of the panic buying, fek me look at the time already, ive not had breakfast yet, take care
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certainly is, kids wi frying pans In their hands, what do they no, its dropping off now around here, does anyone clap fer me when I go shop to get owd Gladys her steradent do the buggery, right lads its THURSDAY morning time fer my mental tests
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so what about ve day and owd captain tom, no appreciation there then, and as for the nurses finding time to dance, fek me excuse em for breathing
