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  1. iworkwhippets
    for crying out fekin loud lads, do you mind , im eating black pudding here
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    yes ive also had an email from a gentleman from Nigeria,he says becauase of my age, they were giving all pensioners in my area, £1000 to help us through these difficult times all he wanted was my account number and sort code, eh Im not daft I jumped at the chance, he said to check my balance tomorrow, I thanked him, and signed off
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    to be honest with you mate, as soon as this virus clears up, being optimistic I no, but im gonna get me a part time job, I cant be doin with lozocking about, im beginning to see maggot infestation
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    Don't come much closer than that my mate, lovely dogs, and lovely weather , lovely kids enjoy and keep safe
  5. iworkwhippets
    would a 12 bore be to extreme
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    crackin flags here, so im taking advantage of the weather, sat round the back in just my shorts, sandals, socks rolled up to my knee caps, knotted hanky, and a thumping greyt sausage roll eh im not daft
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    eh cum again, never heard that one before, do what mushroom suggests
  8. iworkwhippets
    ya cant be doin that to a dog, empty ya bladder over the varmint
  9. iworkwhippets
    what even an Italian greyhound
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    was just cookin lunch about 2 20, when my moby rang only had it a few months, theres only 1 number on there that's how much of a saddo I am, its the young lady I was telling you all about a while back, a carer, so I bombs it into the living room to answer it, hello sweety what can I do for you I says, this is Newcastle police, came the answer. its what I can do for you came the reply with a chuckle, it was a welfare chech, hes coming up to visit me me next week
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    you two, ang about Arry, don't drive me further around the bend than I am, but including me, theres 3 of us
  12. iworkwhippets
    soon grow up don't they mate
  13. iworkwhippets
    sounds good that does pal, summat look forward to eh
  14. iworkwhippets
    All the best matey
  15. iworkwhippets
    got me thinking now, let me go check with matron
  16. iworkwhippets
    to early nowt wrong wi my mind 1 and 1 is 2 2and 2 is 4 4and 4 is, let me just get my calculator out, I wont be a min
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    what a lovely day eh, hope I find you all in good spirits, as for me seventy fekin six yesterday, so I like to keep missen as active as possible. dementia and all that. so as I scrape my body off the settee, I like to start my day with working on my mind, so I start with the times table, 1 and 1 is 2, 2 and 2 is 4, 4 and 4 is, erm, so the next phase is prime minister that's easy Maggie, eh how am I doin, what year is it, that's easy, im 76, im f****d if I can work that one out, sod it get the frying pan out albert, I fancy a boiled egg
  18. iworkwhippets
    eh im f****d if I no pal, drop us a pm when u find out, im going fer a l;ie down
  19. iworkwhippets
    lol id be dead on arrival just at the thoughts of it, ?
  20. iworkwhippets
    would I qualify for the above please, its the gravy n spuds that's the atraction
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    I come on hereto see hows you all doing, and look what I find, folks at one anothers throats, fekin pathetic, all this talk about how we are all going to change for the better towards our fellow men, load of bollocks, you lot nowt better to do, hows about going indoors and giving your wives n partners a big hug, help with the chores. one of these days, I will invite you lot to meet up wi me, and ill stove y a fekin heads in. Im well hard
  22. iworkwhippets
    where would I find such a person please
  23. iworkwhippets
    look mate take no notice of these silly buggers,that black lady with those to die for heaving bum cheeks, you just send me summat like her over 2 me, and im your man
  24. iworkwhippets
    look, is there only me willing to speak whats in my heart, that coloured lady with that outstanding arris, are you trying to tell me in all honesty. you wouldn't like her straggling your lap whilst you give her a sound thrashing eh we ll as I can say, there must be summat wrong with me lol
  25. iworkwhippets
    do you mind matey, im chomping on a dirty big kebab here
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