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facebook and the likes have more bandwidth THL, is not important
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The whole world is on line matey
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so your on ya back on deaths door step. along comes a long nobbed nigger from Nigeria willing to save your life eh, say no more
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quite right my son, im looking at Dianne abbot in a very different light right now and that naga munchetty off the morning news dear god above
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theres a bloke called Trev on board this forum Dave, ive made him a good offer fer one of his pups and the buggers dumped me, lol now then look here, you've dropped a bollock wi that mating, nobody will give them pups a look in, so same offer goes to you, slip us £100 and a bag of food, plus jabs, and im your man, eh, hello, am I the man or no, closure midnight tonight
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lol all the best matey
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Christ that sounds good, ive lifted some steak out the freezer earlier on, for todays dinner, im getting stuck in to a block of fruit n nut at the mo, wipe that grease off ya chops, ?
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was told by my doctor after my stroke, that I had picked up remarkably well, and to look after myself in particular watch my diet, here I am, 3am, doing missen the biggest, greasiest full fekin monty , shame on me eh
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out of order my friend, and I apologise, sarcastic owd git that I am, nowt do with me what you lot do with your time, as for climbing walls, fek me, this is no way to live, im not living, im not even existing,
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yeh turn off your tvs, then off out into the glorious outdoors and stick a mobile down your lughole, as much as I like the forum, some folks are obsessed we it, like 2faced book, theres a wench, lives next door, phone in hand, every time I see her, and like many others, its become an obsession, an illness I bet when this forum, when it was having log In probs a while back, I bet some folks were climbing walls
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All the best Dave
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7 hrs n some left on this offer kev my son, don't you think fer 1 minute my octogenarianism has slowed me down in any way shape or form, still got my own hair n teeth, in fact my teeth are in soak as I type,
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also a nest of young robins, ive been watching mum feeding em
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got em here fantastic little bird
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Im sorry Trev my old mate, but that breeding will produce nowt but crap, now look you are going to be left with a load of shite, so here is my one off offer to you, you bung me say, £100, and I will take a pup off your hands, eh cant be fairer than that, this offer is open till midnight tonight specially for you lol?
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That's it matey, feed the nation, get yourself out there and bung us bunny, dunna matter about the guts, I will eat them buggers as well, you get stopped by the plod, you tell em, you have a down n out owd git that wants feeding good luck do whats in your heart. only on this fekin planet once
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lyn faulds wood
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Even the very air we breath
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its done my underpants proud over the years
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its heartbreaking sitting here reading your stories bout your grankids, doesn't come any more cruel than that, what a terrible world we live in , just look outside, just what we have all been waiting for, some sun on our backs, seaside trips. now all we have is our back garden, some of us haven't even got that. tactile animals we are, well I am anyways, no more of a gloom n doom merchant than me, must be the survival instinct kicking in, but what wouldn't I give, to be out in them fields with my owd Nell n ferrets, depth of winter, well look, it hopefully wont be long before you can all give
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fekin useless Trev my son, ive seen more life in my church yard, get that dog over to me, and I will give it real work. Well done matey, you've got a goodun there pleased for you
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Thanks for taking the time to dig that out for me greyman, Neil im doing just fine matey, hope all is well with you
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Boy don't I miss having a dog around the place, as far back as I can remember always had a dog at my side, I missed a good chance off blackdog on here but I wasn't well at the time, I did inform him, now ok im unsteady on my feet, you are never the same after a stroke, I can remember not long back, I could clear a 5 bar gate, on one leg, lol ive weighed myself up, and im not getting any worse, so if this is the best I will get, then so be it, spose im a fortunate man at my age, well look, if anyone has any pups on the ground or in the future please consider me, I still have a brand new cage
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Hey up lads how are you all, ok I hope, didn't no we was back on line I gave up trying, ive just tried answering my emails, but its just hanging, Gnasher, im doing ok mate, and will never forget your very kind offer, well lads I was talking to a neighbour this morning, about shaving my head, her reply was I don't blame you keith, she says, ive seen a better head of hair on a rats back, so tomorrow is the day, keep well lads another 3 weeks of lockdown eh ive been talkin to missen fer years nowt new there, but now im beginning to abuse missen,
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Ok lads, now ive had a couple of emails sent to me, one of em, well what can i say, im not very good with words, but these come from the heart, Gnasher, hes offered me more help, than 4 charities that are supposed to be looking after me, including the nhs, his offer includes, and wait for this, his offer includes, to have me visited at my chosen time food delivered and more, many a time ive said to myself, nowt in this life surprises me, but Gnash, once a mere aquaintance, i now look upon as a friend, well i do you all, but he has gone 1 step further, at the moment mate, im managing, couple
