smithie

Butter Vs Margarine, wtf....

My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.

why the need for so much detail just to donate ffs.

soon be christmas

Viagra have just released a new pill called Viagra 007..it does'nt make you harder it just makes you Roger Moore

paddy phones up a mag and askd " how much to advertise" the ladty replies "50p an inch" and pady told here "fook that, i cant aford that" to wich the lady asked "what are you selling". "a 30ft ladder" replied paddy

im after engels twine thick enough to make gate nets for hare's.. any body got some for sale?

what size mesh for a hare net?

whats the name of the old boy demonstrating the longnetting at the welsh game show at the weekend just gone

anybody got a link for the tulisa video.. i

been offered 8 legs of venison for £40... is that two deer

i was getting the christmas decorations out of the loft last night when i found a present i forgot to give the kids last year.. shame realy as they would have loved that kitten

Q) what do you say to a woman with two black eyes A ) nothing shes already been told twice

Took a girl home from the pub last night but I ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have drank her f****n drink by mistake!

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!

Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."

good news for insomniacs, only 2 more sleeps till christmas

"the iron lady" - the new film about margaret thatcher has a 15 rating.. its unsuitable for miners

"the iron ladt" - the new film about margaret thatcher has a 15 rating.. its unsuitable for miners

old chinese proverb .... man who confuse laxative with viagra ..... crap in bed...

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, 'I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery.' 'What's dat?' says his mate. 'Send me lawn away to be cut.' says Paddy

after about 100 years at the bottom of the atlantic, irish divers were amazed to find the swimming pool still full

I said to my son, "where you going?" He said, "I'm off to meet a girl" I said, "don't forget to were a... You know" He said, "what?" "I said, you know?" He said "do you mean a condom?" I said "No, a f*****g hat you ginger c**t."