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Lab

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  1. If its not bad enough all these shite tree jokes were getting them f***ing twice now!!!!.,,,,,,
  2. "Dope!!!".......
  3. Mourinho boarding the plane just shortly......
  4. Took the misses out for a lovely meal last night and we played footsie under the table while we were eating. I had a lovely steak and she got toed in the hole......lol

    1. low plains drifter

      low plains drifter

      Did you get your welly back ?

    2. walshie

      walshie

      Not bad. lol

    3. Lab

      Lab

      No i didnt, and i didnt want it back either...boke!!

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  5. Be alot easier if Walshie f****d off!!......
  6. Some nice weee bits on that video....some not. If your training your dog and you have it working well and its coming back with the retrieve dont keep "peep peeping" the whistle.....
  7. I hate the tip... Probably why if its burn able o do so at my house. If its junk I save it up till I can go the once. "Canny put that bit wood in there it's got metal attached to it!!"......who gives a f**k, your still getting paid at the end of the week and getting paid for f**k all might I add!!!!
  8. Should have started to empty it at the front gates.
  9. "Glutton for punishment!!!"
  10. Oh i wish i had a pic of Scott fir ye.................
  11. see you got that wrong.............. the old boy i used to hunt with was a rum fecker and he was hard on a dog, not cruel there's a big difference i remember we had to go and pick a springer up that had been running loose around a shoot he was telling me a lad had it brought over from ireland and paid big money for the dog anyways we get there and sure enough the dogs in this wood so i stand at one corner and off he goes, now this dog had been running free for about 2 weeks next thing he comes out the wood with the dog on a lead what the lad who bought it had'nt realised was it was
  12. Aye but it sounds like you were "the kid"..........Go on give us all a laugh and tell us he was a Jewish Black man and the mystery is solved.....
  13. When i was alot younger there used to be a shooting syndicate in the forestry where i stay. In that syndicate there was a guy with a Black Lab....he would go on and on saying how well its progress was going and then you got lined out and ready to walk, he clipped its lead off and "goodbye"......f***ing birds getting up 200 yards away and him bright red whistling like a dafty. Eventually he'd have to fire a couple of shots for it too come back. I looked at that dog and thought to myself "I'll never have a useless b*****d like that!!!"...
  14. Lab

    Dream Job

    You should be doon there getting what yer due mate......
  15. Lab

    Dream Job

    nae chance,widnae work for a pape.and i highly doubt any c**t would leave you in charge of a brush,never mind an apprentice. We could start with soap and water for that gub. Think about it no more giros. he works tho lol He doesn't the f*****g lazy b*****d............. i thought he did something on oil rigs........... Is there a McDonalds on an Oil Rig?
  16. Lab

    Dream Job

    nae chance,widnae work for a pape.and i highly doubt any c**t would leave you in charge of a brush,never mind an apprentice. We could start with soap and water for that gub. Think about it no more giros. he works tho lol He doesn't the f***ing lazy b*****d.............
  17. Ok....think Scothunter could set that up.....
  18. ....Well thats me got an inch on you already...... 6ft 1.... without heels.I've pm'd JB and i'll be honest he says your a very good looking chap, obviously keeps fit and a thoroughly nice bloke...... ... f*****g slavering wee welsh dwarf!!.. No dirt dishing here butty ...........you've watched too much Jeremy Kyle mun. .... whoa after a bit of dirt was you ginge johnny's like dulux non drip gloss he dont spill anyway there isnt any i'm like a saint me..... i must admit.... I was a bit down hearted when he came back with no
  19. ....Well thats me got an inch on you already...... 6ft 1.... without heels. I've pm'd JB and i'll be honest he says your a very good looking chap, obviously keeps fit and a thoroughly nice bloke...... ... f***ing slavering wee welsh dwarf!!..
  20. Lab

    Profiles

    I use the I Phone alot and theres very little chance of doing that...........
  21. Never chased in ma life............ You must get all this shite talk fae when ye drove the taxis........ yeh right,,,, your the only bloke i know with a club face......... we'll see what you look like when we have our golf match were trying to sort it out but my pal "bucket of piss" (chris) died on friday night, went home cos he did'nt feel well and that was it was found sat morning the poor fecker a really funny lad as well FFS mate thats not good news.... I'm just a wee fat ginger really............ Ive not hit the ball since last year mate.....canny even remember
  22. I bumped into my ex in town earlier, I said: "How's your new bloke?" "He's twice the man you are" she sneered, "what about your new woman?" I said, "thankfully she's half the woman you are, you fat c**t."

  23. Never chased in ma life............ You must get all this shite talk fae when ye drove the taxis........
  24. If your on facebook then look for cheap pages with folk selling stuff in your area. Amazing what folk are selling so cheap and even just giving away to make space for other stuff arriving.
  25. I said i tried it....hurt like a b*****d so now ive stuck too shaving it. Wouldn't expect you to understand either old man.....your days of chasing fluff are over.... ...but yes the pecs are developing quite nicely actually, thanks for asking....
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