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Lab

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  1. I knew you wouldn't understand mummy's boy. Waxing hair is for people with alot of hair.... You'd be quicker getting the tweezers out and plucking they 5 you have sprouting fae yer big man tits!! I'll have you know it's like the rain forest on my chest and back, amongst other places, thank you very much!! Fecking waxing, and i thought you were a real man eh Nae wonder you canny get a ride ya f***ing hairy gimp. Why don't you take care of your appearance and see what happens.....is that why you lot are called Monkey hangers or whatever it is???... Lol
  2. what could go wrong with strong stuff running the door??.......... Stan wouldn't get in....ahahahahahahaha
  3. Hope your going mate. Was thinking we could do the catering. Ill get a bottle of water, a couple fish and a few loafs.... You can do your bit and we could feed the hall. Say a fiver a head?? We will f***ing rake in... Lol
  4. I knew you wouldn't understand mummy's boy. Waxing hair is for people with alot of hair.... You'd be quicker getting the tweezers out and plucking they 5 you have sprouting fae yer big man tits!!
  5. Me and the girl discussed the pros and cons off watching it. I wanted too but she never.... Unfortunately I couldn't justify watching it...:-)
  6. Lab

    Nightmare !!

    On my phone so can't but the 'rollseyes' emoticon up....:-)
  7. Ffs don't waste it...... Give it to some pigs. Bring bricks and lumps of wood instead...I'd be like Babe Ruth.... Lol
  8. Well if you know it's going off I'd say a generator would be better than a fecking blanket... Lol
  9. Can you get 2 rooms..... Put they boring b*****ds fae the air rifle section in one and we will all sit in other. f****d if am listening to that bollocks all night....:-)
  10. Lab

    Foa: Mattydski

    Happy Birthday......:-)
  11. worst thing in the pub is a pissed scottish man ...........i try to evoid them at all cost in the boozer...........theres a local near me and this is honest if i see him in there i dont go in as its like a broken fooking record playing over and over...........allways pissed ........and can talk for england even when there not pissed.........i dont know many scots but they seem to just go on and on......they cant all be like that surely...... Have I missed something or has Baw confirmed he is going????
  12. Now that's funny because I got my chest waxed once.... Well I got a few strips done and said "f**k that!!!"... I'm convinced each and every hair was connected to my arsehole!!...:-(
  13. Al be there defo now. Beer tent probably.... Probably.. Lol.... Definitely!!!..:-)
  14. Just say 'No I'm not coming"..... That's plenty... Lol
  15. Depends what you mean about 'hunt'. Be cracking dogs for picking up on shoot day if there from working stock.
  16. Nope.... I'm religious with my manicures...:-)
  17. if your going mate johnny boy wont turn up.............. It's ok mate I wouldn't expect him too.... Lol Is there going to be a pool table present so I can dish out a few lessons???..;-) pool table -- for the strippers ... feck that playing pool n chatting lark its a hunting life get together not a fecking youth club ..Pish at pool I take it.... Lol never picked a queue up in my life ---- If it was anyone else I'd maybe have fell for it...... Ya hussling b*****d.... Lol
  18. if your going mate johnny boy wont turn up.............. It's ok mate I wouldn't expect him too.... Lol Is there going to be a pool table present so I can dish out a few lessons???..;-) pool table -- for the strippers ... feck that playing pool n chatting lark its a hunting life get together not a fecking youth club .. Pish at pool I take it.... Lol
  19. Ok ill give you the first 3.....bring yer trainers.... Lol
  20. if your going mate johnny boy wont turn up.............. It's ok mate I wouldn't expect him too.... Lol Is there going to be a pool table present so I can dish out a few lessons???..;-)
  21. Be a very interesting night....:-)
  22. For a minute I thought it was a giant Iron Man mask....but it's a cancer bed. Never been in one........ That much...;-)
  23. Here's one for you pal, good tune! Full length club version: Aww ya bloody tease....be starting shortly tae, ya dancer!!! ;-)
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