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Lab

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  1. not enough teeth to let them sort it out The girl is a dental nurse mate so I've asked her what's best and she said go to the fridge and see if you can find a tin of...... MAN THE f**k UP!!!!..:-)
  2. when youv`e done 5 post pm ianb he can edit usernames Cheers mate,i did email him a couple of days ago!Im guessing he wont get it until my post count has gone up? Good luck.... I've been waiting about 6 month. Lab with your reputation nobody's talking to you , well no since you came out on Face book Stop bringing it up.... The answer will always be "no!!!"..lol
  3. when youv`e done 5 post pm ianb he can edit usernames Cheers mate,i did email him a couple of days ago!Im guessing he wont get it until my post count has gone up? Good luck.... I've been waiting about 6 month.
  4. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... A bricky?? I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! What
  5. Stitches out soon then............
  6. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl.... A bricky?? I always thought that was someone who stuck bricks together for living! Wha
  7. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... Same here mate, when I was 18 I broke in a virgin Scouse girl who was down on holiday, I'll always have some affection for a female Scouse accent after that! Canny stop laughing at that line for some reason..... ...........its like when some c**t calls a hardon a "Bricky"......fpmsl....
  8. That's what I do too mate. My Dad done it for years mate on wi the greyhounds when they had cut a foot. Looks stupid but does the job and not tight. Was a cracking excuse for me wi all the odd socks kicking about....
  9. Take off bandage and tape a sock on..........
  10. Nope looking for me....................i stole her purse. Ironic tae, her being from Liverpool.........
  11. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!..... oh steeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvveeee is liverpool slang for , get off you maggott dicked scotch kunt ....Canny be......she was looking for me the next night....
  12. Seriously mate, you know your in a bad way when you have to pay for sex in magaluf It was a mate..... Magaluf is the reason i like Liverpool girls accent..."Ohhh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvven!!.....
  13. Oh i'm not saying it 'never' happens but who does it happen too........surely it doesn't just happen to a random in the general public....i mean what would be the benefits?
  14. I dont think it should be for all murders.......ive not got all the answers but in cases like this it should be an easy decision mate...
  15. Pretty much agree with that. When i read the posts that are against the death penalty it just confirms too me that this country will never change and these things will always happen. And you would have thought on a site like this where the vast majority dont mind killing something with a dog or putting a bullet in something would agree on the death penalty. I dont buy the corruption thing either........hollywood stuff.
  16. Dirty thieving b*****ds.......keep the word out that its happened, sometimes you get lucky... Too the members that are going to help the lad out with nets and stuff.......... your gentlemen...
  17. "Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999..............
  18. "Aye Baws at work......fire roond!!"...
  19. Was she talking your big ginger bonce through the door?............ "Oh RM your tits are bigger than mine"............. Or "Don't stop till I've counted all the freckles on your puny little boy chest....... You ginger f**k!!" "I hope this wee one doesn't look f**k all like yooooooou!!!".......
  20. "Ok ok but promise me you wont show yer pals!!"......................
  21. poor lab "Thanks for that Albert.......but no ive not got change of a fiver!!".....
  22. Was she talking your big ginger bonce through the door?............ "Oh RM your tits are bigger than mine".............
  23. "Mind tell me whe...........aww yooou b*****d!!" "try the top drawer"...... "Wish ma pal was here as well............."..
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