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  1. Lab

    Women Drivers

    Watched it on Facebook the other week. Well I watched about 3 mins before my head was going to explode shouting "other lock you f***ing stupid bitch!!!!"
  2. So anyone got a big tent for the up and coming THL rave...:-)
  3. Couple of rent boys looking for another few cheap bucks.
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    Dream Job

    and me :laugh: Lol imaging you as Attenboroughs camera man...."And here we have....hold on wait a minute what do we f***ing have???"
  5. Buy a car that's 100 quid..... If you get stopped run like f**k.... Lol
  6. Lab

    Dream Job

    What a miserable swine!!!... Lol
  7. No fae a generator full of red diesel ye canny.... Lol
  8. I know a lassie that put a plastic kettle on the f***ing oven hob!!!!!!
  9. Lab

    Dream Job

    Bet Stewie would love that minus the mop...:-)
  10. Lab

    Dream Job

    How funny a fanny looking at fannies.... :-)
  11. How do you know what shit tastes like? His girl makes him eat it but tells him it's chocolate.... Lol
  12. Banana or Strawberry Amoxocilian.
  13. Lab

    Dream Job

    Part of that tells me you want to be just like Rolf Harris.......PERVERT!!! Annnna ummmm oohhhhh annnnna ohhhhhhh!!....
  14. Lab

    Dream Job

    Apart from obviously playing for Celtic I've always fancied working with animals. Wanted to be a zoologist when I was at school but realised a lot of brains was needed so dumped that idea. Something like working on the African plains or similar. Either that presenter on Top Gear.... The Lab takes over from Stig...;-)
  15. What was the one in a half black half white bottle, I used to bath in it lol. Was it jazz or something?Yeah that was jazz mate... It was either Jazz, kuros, or joop in school.... The smell of cow parsley reminds me of fishing the canal, certain groin baits ( sensas red magic) and I'm back on the canal skimmer bashing, dew on the grass... Do you ever just get a smell of something ( not even sure what it is sometimes) and it takes you back to a certain moment/ time, I love it when that happens... Ffs jazz, kuros and joop.... Throw in a bottle of Old Spice and Brut and you've got ma dads
  16. What was the one in a half black half white bottle, I used to bath in it lol. Was it jazz or something? was that not "Come too me?"..... Remember your wife asked you what it was and she said "doesn't f***ing smell like cum to me!!!"... Lol
  17. Interesting and I salute you sir. But I'm going for a stab in the dark here, I'm guessing your not a lurcherman, am I right? Not anymore no, but again we reap what we sow. I have access to thousands of acres but I would struggle to find somewhere to run a dog, reason being the years of poaching by the hoards of lurcher men. You cant change public perception of some thing that takes place on land you dont heve permission to be on. I'm talking about my local area and if you work your lurchers on private land with permission then I envy you but for every legal dog man round here we have 20
  18. I done jury duty a while back....me, 2 other guys and the rest woman. So one of the guys I don't think was interested in football and stay, oooohhh matron sort of type and the other guy was sound. It was a 3 day thing so we chatted a lot about stuff and obviously quite quickly you ask about each others jobs. When I tell folk that I'm a Game Farmer they always have a genuine interest in it and what it entails. Same with this guy. He asked me about foxes and stuff, I told them they were a nuisance and I shot them on site which he didn't seem to have a problem with. But then he asked me about fix
  19. its banned like everything else You can still get it, probably not the best of the best stuff but its still creosote...;-)
  20. Funny how you remember smells from grandparents houses. My grandad had a drop down unit thing where he kept sweets like Bon bons, liquorice things and toffees. When he stopped using it as a sweetie store every time you opened it you got a waft of a sugary treat...:-) Outside in the sheds there would be buckets full of rabbit guts where he had been cleaning them from the night before, there would be deer heads and legs all over the place......used to take friends up with me when I was young. They must have been thing "what the f**k??".... Lol
  21. Better hope she doesn't have a dream tonight about cutting up a wee maggot wi a pair of scissors then eh??? Lol
  22. Tar is a good one...... Great when the tar boys turned up on site. 1 the smell and 2 on a cold day it was a braw heat. I think I have a photo someplace of me when I was about 5/6 in full Celtic Strip covered in tar from playing on the pavement one hot summer. Never hear of that nowadays.... Always pishing down...:-(
  23. The distillery at Cameron Brig. The heat and the smell when I was wee when ma mum brought the pile of clothes out the tumble dryer and chucked them on me on the couch. On a cold frosty shoot day the smell of a freshly fired cartridge....:-)
  24. I have only ever shot 2 deer in my life and the first was a Roe calf with exactly the same injuries. Obviously hit by a car. Poor wee thing didn't even try and run. Went and got the .22 and put it out its misery. Correct thing was done.. Anyone saying any different needs to give there head a shake.
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