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Lab

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  1. Biggest load of bollocks that you've wrote to date... Lol
  2. It'll be "what celebrity do you hate the most " and his answer will be Danny Dyer...;-)
  3. There's not enough cammo in the world to make a suit like that for RM... Lol
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    Fa Cup

    Aye maybe in f***ing England it is!!!! We've got some shite called Whale Rider on up here!!! Does my tits in.
  5. Lab

    Fa Cup

    Pissed off its on ESPN.....sky are robbing c**ts!!!
  6. Lab

    Buttermilk

    Same scenario as Marathon and Snickers mate.................Buttermilk is now in the shops under the name "Stan"........
  7. Watch out lab, he's after your copper boiler lol I'll hear that clapped oot auld transit bouncing up ma road and i'll unleash the dawwwwwggggggsssss!!!.... I dunno why Stewie comes on here, all he gets is the pish ripped out of him He's trying to make friends.......ive added him on Facebook to help his 'friends list'........he now has 3...cause his Mum and Dads on there...
  8. Watch out lab, he's after your copper boiler lol I'll hear that clapped oot auld transit bouncing up ma road and i'll unleash the dawwwwwggggggsssss!!!....
  9. eat the fooker :laugh:yes that is the preferred method as all the tips i was given to stop it failed miserably Untill a few weeks ago I would have suggested the pot as well. But, We tried filling some eggshells with Mustard, cayenne pepper and anything 'hot' from the kitchen cupboard. We instantly went up to 6 eggs the next day, then 3 days later 10 out of our 10 hens! Now we are consistantly getting 7 or 8 a day, so think we've 'cured' it! Wouldn't have believed it if I had been told about it, but it worked for us fair play but to be honest i was already fed up with it,if id
  10. Ya beauty....................Baw thats me up to £2 and av no left the hoose yet.....
  11. Better start with the old folks homes and see if you could get too 2 quid first....
  12. Aye mate. Reason i mentioned it, I heard it on the radio a wee while back. There's some entrepreneur challenge thing where you can register, they give you a £1 or £2 can't mind and you've to see how much money you can raise. Think its over a year. But there are bankers, teachers, school kids, business workers etc do it. There were kids can't mind if it was the brownies or scouts but they were winning, they'd raised about 4 thousand. Done it by buying ingredients for cakes sold them round the doors and just kept progressing.Yip that's another idea..... But you'd need more than a pound. You can
  13. Aye mate. Reason i mentioned it, I heard it on the radio a wee while back. There's some entrepreneur challenge thing where you can register, they give you a £1 or £2 can't mind and you've to see how much money you can raise. Think its over a year. But there are bankers, teachers, school kids, business workers etc do it. There were kids can't mind if it was the brownies or scouts but they were winning, they'd raised about 4 thousand. Done it by buying ingredients for cakes sold them round the doors and just kept progressing. Yip that's another idea..... But you'd need more than a pound. You can
  14. Only way I could see it done its trail the car boots and hopefully find a wee bargain and see if you could possibly make a bit money off it. A pound is nothing these days so its difficult.
  15. I've made you F3 Walshie and I've had 300 pms saying "who's Walshie???"..:-)
  16. Imagine if there was a "delete Baw" button. f***ing thing would see more hits than Top of the Pops...:-)
  17. It's amazing how intelligent they are but it is quite strange. There very cautious and don't often go places where they can't see all around them but I have had a crow go inside one of my sheds and kill quite a few young pheasants. It popped in a small hole in the net and went on its jollies staving all there wee heads in. I luckily had the pleasure of returning the favour..:-) If its a rat then I'd imagine there will be some kind of run on the way to your coop unless its just turned up...?
  18. Means your a diddy!!!......dont worry i looked it up and it was there and black and white........."Anyone dreaming about Lemmings is a diddy".... Can you explain what a 'diddy' is please? I don't speak Jockanese funnily enough.... Just means a nice young lad. Maybe you should get it tattooed on ye....maybe "I'm a diddy"...should look good.
  19. If it happened during the night then ill say rat.... If it happened during the day ill go for magpie/crow.
  20. Was that a knock at the door I just heard?? Might be the member to remove the apple tree , fix the boiler , or the leaky tap no it will be the pest controller after that pesky fox............. or his ex coming back declaring her undying love................ Theres more chance of a Boiler fixing, horticulturist that enjoys shooting foxes turning up at my door looking to do repairs for free and is also a sexy blonde nymph lass....................than the above happening.. yeah right, how did golf go with your EX father in law............ C'mon...what you th
  21. Wont make any difference Lab, me or you could manage Celtic to a title with the state of the game up there at the minute! May as well hire a trained chimp to replace Lennon if he goes and chuck it a few bananas to save a few quid! Last time bananas got threw on the park Rangers didnt like it..................... And stop being so grumpy.. Fergie has gone, get over it..... I ain't grumpy mate, he had to retire at some point, and he ain't 'gone' anyway! Oh my god....still hanging on too him since he's went upstairs.............He wont come running down and help out Moyes when your getting p
  22. Means your a diddy!!!......dont worry i looked it up and it was there and black and white........."Anyone dreaming about Lemmings is a diddy"....
  23. Was that a knock at the door I just heard?? Might be the member to remove the apple tree , fix the boiler , or the leaky tap no it will be the pest controller after that pesky fox............. or his ex coming back declaring her undying love................ Theres more chance of a Boiler fixing, horticulturist that enjoys shooting foxes turning up at my door looking to do repairs for free and is also a sexy blonde nymph lass....................than the above happening..
  24. Was that a knock at the door I just heard??
  25. Wont make any difference Lab, me or you could manage Celtic to a title with the state of the game up there at the minute! May as well hire a trained chimp to replace Lennon if he goes and chuck it a few bananas to save a few quid! Last time bananas got threw on the park Rangers didnt like it..................... And stop being so grumpy.. Fergie has gone, get over it..... I ain't grumpy mate, he had to retire at some point, and he ain't 'gone' anyway! Oh my god....still hanging on too him since he's went upstairs.............He wont come running down and help out Moyes when your getting p
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