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  1. Lab

    I miss the old days

    Stop flirting wi me ya big ginger b*****d...
  2. Lab

    I miss the old days

    I’ve got an old bitch that I pts about a year ago that would still have beat that f***ing chav dog..
  3. Lab

    I miss the old days

    You lying old c**t....
  4. Lab

    Thatcher Knew

    Bellend.....thats spelt correctly as well....
  5. Lab

    Some Ref

    Horrible bigot b*****ds. Soon to be pumped out of Europe.
  6. Lab

    Hard To Believe

    ...trying hard here.Just a nice little pre season friendly. Not like we are coming to skelp Liverpool in the UEFA cup. Big John....Big Bad John..
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    Found On Mars

    That could well be the local dialect of Mars you've just written there. Not a f***ing clue what your on about.Ye sure i thought he was talking ginger?? haha it must be his vulacn blood lust kicking in again Could be ginger....if so that's why I can't understand it....
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    Found On Mars

    That could well be the local dialect of Mars you've just written there. Not a f***ing clue what your on about.
  9. Lab

    Hms Queen Elizabeth

    Old I said. It's in Falkirk...
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    Hms Queen Elizabeth

    Did you enter the draw to walk over the new bridge lol Did I f**k... I'll be happy when it's open though. Been told I'll possibly be working in your old hometown for 6 months staring in Oct.
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    Hms Queen Elizabeth

    Passed it yesterday going back over the bridge. Never even looked at it. Too busy trying not to run over stupid c**ts wi bino's and cameras.
  12. yeah that don't look to good lol Ffs...didn't even tell me ya c**t..
  13. Lab

    Found On Mars

    Yes mate, It's the camera on the rover seeing it's tyre tracks from when it moved. The signal from earth, telling the rover to move, takes a while to get there so, they have to do it very carefully, in small increments. ..... They can get to an object but, it takes a while So how long before we find out that's nothing but a rock...?.
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    Found On Mars

    Since I hate all this bollocks I'll ask a stupid question? Are those tyre tracks. If so is it from something that's landed and has a camera on it. And if that's right could it not get a bit closer to the object.?
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    Finsbury Park

    It's a shame that law abiding, peace loving muslims have been targeted in this attack. But as we know..."it's part and parcel of living in a big city"
  16. Lab

    F**k That Was Close.

    Still think it's fake.
  17. Lab

    War Machine Gets Life

    She wasn't cheating they had been split for months. He's a prick of the highest order.
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    L200 Warrior for work. Range Rover Evoque....if I can get it of her..
  19. Lab

    Be Careful At The Off License

    Looks like the c**t wi the knife shat it. He'd have 6 bottles launched at him and he be praying I didn't get that knife.
  20. Lab

    Who Done It!

  21. Lab

    Your Partners Friends

    pretty much pal lol They don't realise yet i hold the cards Can see these friends getting ditched then pal. That misses adores you....for some reason...
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    Your Partners Friends

    Her best friend I get on really well with...helps that her man is a good friend of mines too. The rest of her friends I can take or leave....never really socialise with them anyway. What's up anyway KD......friends worked out your a fanny!...
  23. Lab

    The Cocky Builder Lol

    What a load of shite.
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    Heads Up For The Vapers!

    Might cause nose bleeds though.
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    Camela For Queen

    Don't tell me...you've got a catholic side to the family and you won't go to chapel?..LOL never been in a chapel in my life, but no thats not the reason.I just dont do funerals mate.Well if I die I had your name down for verse??