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albert64

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  1. don't know how she can sleep at night, what a f*cking leech
  2. 61 days to christmas......

  3. be nice when your on the way up and people are nice when your on your way down bullies always get it, and when they do it turns into open day
  4. Nah you're just a tit! how would you know the last one you seen you were being fed out of it....... see you've made us bitch..............
  5. if I had a pair of tits I wouldn't bother with any of them............
  6. Secret Is Kay Don't Get Married . . 28yrs & Still Not Married . . I Rush into Fukc All !! Well I have tried it twice & wont be bothering again you never know we may meet up on a shoot or an hunting trip and ..................well .... hey tricky bollocks you don't let the grass grow do you
  7. fair play to you, bet its good fun though aint it ?
  8. most women I know are that shallow they'd drown in a bird bath
  9. Now ordinarily I would take the piss because I am a c**t like that but you sound genuinely sad so I have to wonder if its the right thing for you?............maybe work a bit harder and talk a bit more, tell him or her how you feel and that you are serious, see how it pans out I prefer the old wilf........... I think he's taking the piss tomo
  10. wish I new how to put pics up going to try and sort it for w/end
  11. I remember when I was young the old b*stard made me put them inside my shirt and remember its only illegal if you get caught................
  12. tie a dead cow round his neck................never fails do not put him to stud
  13. ffs like youd know Shut up albert ya gimp can we keep this on track please tarkers we are trying to find out whats gone on its not all about you, you know
  14. right i'm away now to my speed awareness course

    1. jonah.

      jonah.

      i actually enjoyed mine, would have ben better if it hadnt cost me 60 quid mind.

    2. Blackbriar
  15. he must be racist...............got no black players has he..................ffs
  16. sorry mate cant help you.......................never been f*cked off anyway a problem shared is a problem solved, so you crack on and tell us all about it on a serious note though its harder if kids are involved and some mornings you'll wake up that's if you can get to sleep and feel like shit then one day you wake up and feel good about yourself fill your time with dogs, friends and drink you'll find your happy medium in there somewhere anyway whats gone on........?
  17. Secret Is Kay Don't Get Married . . 28yrs & Still Not Married . . I Rush into Fukc All !!Well I have tried it twice & wont be bothering again Never Say Never Kay . . Now some On Here Know Your Single we May Have a H.L. Wedding !! Frank I met someone in May after 3 years on my own I was sat cross legged on the floor in amongst the swan shit taking pics & he asked me if i would like a coffee , 6 weeks later we moved in , I guess my gut reaction was right , so I have gone with it can honestly say its the best thing to happen to me apart from my kids I was adamant I would
  18. a good food bait will outlast an attractor bait every time I use b5 with a few things added
  19. I remember when I was a kid making them out of Weetabix, marmite and cat food used to take loads of fish with them fitchet don't spill that nbytric in the house like I did once
  20. So it's an impossibility that someone could force your front door, sneak in and away with your child mate...... I'm afraid not, it could be done! And then how would it make you feel when the media and general public decide to turn there attentions on you and brandish you a bad parent? Albert......your constantly using this 'go on the piss' like they f****d off to some local nightclub. They were not far away and checked regular but it probably took minutes to steal that child and they will have been watched. What gets me is if Gerry and Kate had been asleep in bed and Madeline had been
  21. my kids didn't play out at 3yrs of age while I was in the boozer up the road enjoying myself well not to my knowledge, I thought I left them in their room see what i'm getting at here ? cos that would be wrong wouldn't it ?
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