Jump to content

albert64

Members
  • Content Count

    2,951
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

Everything posted by albert64

  1. nothing if your an escaped loony bin who think the goats horns are love handles. but everything if your normal I said intellegent! its wrong because its wrong isn't acceptable. Is it because its not procreative? non concensual? no its nothing to do with non procreation. its wrong as a goat is not human so how can a man whos brain is evolved to pick up on and sense the female human hormone signals to mate and create new life. so if he takes a fancying to a goat then his brain chemical receptors are not functioning properly therefor showing that his body chemicals are off balance,
  2. his sexual frustration was really getting on his goat he must of had the horn..............
  3. stewie you mad f*cker ..............p*ssing myself
  4. had a bitch that never had a season until she was 7 would of loved a pup off her, she was a once in a lifetime dog some scummy b*stard tried to nick her she was killed not 50yds from my house
  5. "nice pup" im ok with!!! its a pup, its nice.........fair play!!! but when people say "that will defo be a fox dog you have to dig out" "that pup will catch hares" etc etc when its not even off the nipple is just mental.......... just cos all yours turned out to be knackers............lol kunt!! I've never bred a litter lol good lad there's enough shit about...........
  6. you must be f*cking mad, I take my lad and he drives me to the point I want to strangle him so I thought i'd take his mate as well, big mistake..........his mate flicked a maggot at him my lad then tipped a pint of maggots on his pals head, then their knocking lumps out of each other 5mins later their best mates taking the piss out of me having to sort out the mess and your taking 6 of them and a load of girls.............best of luck and its cheaper than a paintball party
  7. "nice pup" im ok with!!! its a pup, its nice.........fair play!!! but when people say "that will defo be a fox dog you have to dig out" "that pup will catch hares" etc etc when its not even off the nipple is just mental.......... just cos all yours turned out to be knackers............lol
  8. just when its your turn.............
  9. is toby short for tobias........?.............
  10. my old dog, he loved catching Canada geese, nearly as much as I liked eating them
  11. I've used this for years, and I've never had fleas or ticks on any of my animals it also aids the digestive system, also brings the dogs ph down so goes some way to stop yellow patches on your grass you can also wash your dog in a 50/50 solution as a flea wash and stops flaky ness just google apple cider vinegar for dogs you may be surprised what you read, and its only cheap
  12. shagged a few pigs in my time.............draw the line at goats
  13. lets hope it wont be long before somebody has a word...............god being good
  14. fresh bed linen, getting in after a cold nights lamping first pint of stella when your gagging for a beer,,,,,,,,,,,like an angel pissing on your tongue taking the money at golf the rumble of the rabbit when you drop the ferret in getting home to see my kids when I've been working away meat any type as long as there's a plate full
  15. youd be alright with a shallow lass your dick still wouldn't reach the bottom................
  16. I know where your coming from flower
  17. cripples who park in mother and child spaces people who say "you don't mind if I just pay for these do you when there's a queue well yes actually I f*cking do mate, you'll have to queue like the rest of us"......always goes down a treat dwarf's especially when they see their arse when you point and laugh vets that try and treat you like an idiot, thinking you know feck all, just to rip you off women in mens jobs
  18. was speaking to a scotch bloke when I was out in Portugal and he'd just had a wood pellet burner installed and he was saying iit cost him 41/2 pence per kila watt but he gets paid 81/2 pence per kila watt off the national grid
  19. albert64

    Van Gogh

    would of fitted in well on here................
  20. you not tried snorting tequila
  21. mate I've been ferreting since I was 8 yrs old, i'm 50 next year and love it as much now as I did then love the frosty mornings and the thumping of the rabbits
  22. they kept it quiet they were releasing him the f*cker should of been put down its a joke the amount of money and resources that have been wasted on this piece of sh*t and we have to foot the bill for him to be protected round the clock for the rest of his life lets hope he gets whats owed to him
  23. he's a cnut no hang on a minute a cnut usefull
×
×
  • Create New...