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  1. there both good looking girls, and there normally pictured at social events so they aren't going to be dressed in jogging bottoms anyway if you did go and get one of her dresses it would be near your ankles short arse............
  2. talking about tea have you got a brother called Earl
  3. beat this one then tarquin saying he's had a shag....................
  4. pmsl, jealousy is not a good trait don't take it out on me cos calvin klein didn't want you I don't believe in luck, its usually other peoples actions that pan our path in life
  5. well he has bashed a few round the ring.........
  6. my old bitch jumped out of a transit doing about 40mph because it had seen a rabbit she really was an all or nothing dog, I always thought she'd be killed on the job instead of when some dirty b*stard tried to nick her
  7. how are you Nicole, you back on here now I like the chucks just not when the b*stards crowing at 4 in the morning
  8. wish the fecker who's got one near me was mute
  9. albert64

    Fog

    that tarquin gets about...............
  10. you cant do squats because it brings back memories of when you used to squat down on a bell end..............
  11. been working away this week, so itching to get out yesterday got to the farm at 5-30 so only had a couple of hours so headed over to the side that has the railway line running through it I could see rabbits out at the top end of the field, so made my way over and got settled in the prone position I waited about an hour and still nothing showed, another 10mins and a head appeared out of the brambles then skips into the field a quick laser and at 47yds was met with a jsb heavy, within a couple of minutes a rabbit appeared out of the nettles right in front of me, I had him at about 30yds, i
  12. you go and ask a field full of sheep..............
  13. Milton Keynes......South! its 21/2 hours south from me, probably north from you that's why you think all bummers are from the north there endeth the geography lesson
  14. and your further north than most, ya ginger ponce I think it's more your area than mine sweetheart. you smooth talking b*stard
  15. I work all over the country and I can honestly say most of the feminine fellas are from down sarrrrfffffff just got back from a job in Milton keyes, by feck theres some strange fellas there
  16. and your further north than most, ya ginger ponce
  17. fill mine to 200, but takes a lot of shots to get down to 160 then top it up someone told me not to let it drop below 160 but when I first got it took it down to 110 and it was pellet on pellet never waivered
  18. it'd be like shagging one of greggs cheese and onion pastie's you'd have to break the crust off to get to the inside.........
  19. that's strange, even for on here more people were upset about the bloke shagging his goat
  20. why whats wrong with horny women..........
  21. the mother in law used to have 2 goats at the farm think she'd of seen her arse if I started shagging them as well as her daughter..................... I did run one over on the drive that didn't go down to well..............the goat not her daughter
  22. when I take the kids to game fairs, the zoo anywhere we have to pay in I tell them to walk in with the family in front, works a treat I hate being ripped off
  23. why is it all fit birds have little sports cars ? anyway booked the wifes transit in for its mot

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      iv just put new brakes on her skip wagon lol

    2. Malt
  24. my heart goes out to you and your misses mate you've been through an absolutely heartbreaking experience but I thought you said in another post it was through some flap ? not working, and he wasn't strong enough to make it to another hospital ? in tragic circumstances like yours theres always the doubt, whos to blame, why has it happened to us just be carefull not to drag out your pain and suffering and remember your beautifull little boy but if its due to negligence on anyones part and you have written proof then screw there arses to the floor
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