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  1. WILF

    countryfile

    Yeah, Yeah........I bet you were gutted to see Diva Fever get knocked out
  2. WILF

    worth a watch

    British TV at its very best, well worth a watch
  3. WILF

    countryfile

    To be honest, I dont even bother to watch it since the hare coursing episode, its just uninformed codswallop...........nothing more, nothing less. All they need is that f*****g idiot Bill Oddy and the line up will be complete!!
  4. 27!!................could have been a beddy whippet
  5. Get one shot, fix it up the fork of a tree and watch them drop into it
  6. Brummy has promised to dress as Eichman at this years jew burning, the higher the flames get, the more erect he becomes until he releases his love wee with a brutal shout of "EIN REICH, EIN VOLK, EIN FUHRER".....

  7. Get that feeling sometimes, then I think "Nah...just better"
  8. In a word........DICK!

  9. WILF

    braveheart

    Do I detect a hint of tension in Mels voice?
  10. He is a dirty little rascal!

  11. Brummy is a legend, he can fit 17 hampsters and a kitten up his starfish!

    1. Brummy

      Brummy

      Drink my piss you lying toad. I can squeeze 18 hamsters, a kitten and a chinchilla up my filthy pipe !

       

    2. rascal_2005
  12. WILF

    80,s music..

    Love it, could never get with Wellers left wing politics but loved TSC all the same.
  13. It dont matter if there cadburys cream eggs you prick the mans obviously put a lot of time effort and pride into his hobby and some shitbags come along and wiped it all out ! Best of luck to the fella in getting them back,maybe if he has no luck some other fancier could at least get him going again. Agree with Gnasher, young lad that used to work for me would travel all over the country and spend a lot of money on these type of birds, travellers from a near by site would clean him out every so often and in the end it got too much and he gave the birds up.....shame, because he had a
  14. WILF

    80,s music..

    f*****g hell, remember I was about 17 when that was out....ended up in a club in Black Horse road, Tottenham, all alone and completely off my face!! Pulled a bird & her mum but just as we were off to their place for some wrongness, I spewed my ring practically at their feet........night over! lol This tune reminded me of the night as it was playing. f****d, alone and totally surrounded by spades....you shouldnt really survive such nights!! :laugh:
  15. WILF

    80,s music..

    Changing the mood a little, one of my personal faves........... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R_-3w_Iwk0
  16. Completely wasted.......then I gave all that up to become the model human being I am now
  17. WILF

    80,s music..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuwjT36fkOo
  18. Hello Mr Darcy, I have taken to rubbing pedigree chum round my ringpiece and letting my dog lick it off, do you think this will help us to bond?......thanks in advance

  19. He often locks himself in the reptile room and likes to piss on the geko,s....it makes him very aroused and he releases his rancid juice all over the pictures of Terry Nutkins

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