"Don't get me wrong, I love the money the job pays. But my real passion lies in kicking people's f*****g heads in at football. See, I got to channel it somewhere. As you can probably tell by my bulging stomach, I don't participate in too many sporting activities. And I don't do drugs. Well, that's not entirely true, but not a lot. So I got to have my release in something, and a good f*****g fight seems like the best way. Wouldn't you agree? Maybe not. At least I wouldn't be walking around like you lot, f*****g horrible c**ts with sticks shoved up your asses trying to pretend your little suburb