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Simo got a job as a zimmer frame salesman so that he could rub his dirty boy on the arse of old ladies as he showed them how to use said implement. He releases his fowl smelling splodge onto the back of the grannys pissed stained dresses and then drives to a lay-by to cry alone about his dirty shame!!!
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Brummy likes to tape his genitals up the crack of his arse so that his "tommy tinkle" seems to poke out of his starfish. It was while performing this trick at nightclub "Studio 54" in New York that he discovered the then unknown supergroup "Queen", he would spend hours spit roasting curly headed Brian May with Freddie taking the mouth end....how he loved that curly perm...
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In the late 60s, Brummy was one of the first to experiment with mind altering drugs wilst on retreat in India with mop top liverpudlians The Beatles.
He would often strip naked except for a Rolf Harris mask and an arab strap and spend the lazy summer days buggering dwarfs.
As he came, he would scream "Do you know what it is yet shorty".
He is a karma seeking, mop top frie...
