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  1. He is the George Michael to Brummys Kenny Goss!

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    madness

    MOO and Winkhound will be happy!
  3. I cant fault my Miendl Dovres.......top kit, my pal also gave a me a brand new pair of Lowas and they are nice boots to but on balance, the Dovres win
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    He left Simoman feeling "used"!!

  5. Another interesting question would be: Who is more foolish, those who have a strong faith/belief in something good and clean and nice OR those who dont?..........
  6. Simo got a job as a zimmer frame salesman so that he could rub his dirty boy on the arse of old ladies as he showed them how to use said implement. He releases his fowl smelling splodge onto the back of the grannys pissed stained dresses and then drives to a lay-by to cry alone about his dirty shame!!!

  7. and ones an old woman...........
  8. To be honest, I think your "Dating Section" is a non starter.....lets look at the current contenders: Ones a homo..... Ones a horse..... and the other is like old father f*****g time...... Not exactly the home of the beautuful people is it?.........
  9. Brummy likes to tape his genitals up the crack of his arse so that his "tommy tinkle" seems to poke out of his starfish. It was while performing this trick at nightclub "Studio 54" in New York that he discovered the then unknown supergroup "Queen", he would spend hours spit roasting curly headed Brian May with Freddie taking the mouth end....how he loved that curly perm...

  10. Is it just me, or did anyone else think "Rent Boy"?
  11. In the late 60s, Brummy was one of the first to experiment with mind altering drugs wilst on retreat in India with mop top liverpudlians The Beatles.

    He would often strip naked except for a Rolf Harris mask and an arab strap and spend the lazy summer days buggering dwarfs.

    As he came, he would scream "Do you know what it is yet shorty".

    He is a karma seeking, mop top frie...

  12. Keep going chocolate lips, I think you have a real chance with Howler features Simo, you know that Minty is slimmer
  13. Girls, girls......I could show you, but its a bit like the holy grail.....if you saw it, you would never be the same again. Even if you did find love on your new section, you would always be thinking of me when you closed your eyes
  14. f*****g hell.....no wonder your having a few problems, your a bit of a howler
  15. There must be a god, a man with my good looks cant just be down to genetics
  16. Ahhh.......now this thread is more like it
  17. Dont take this the wrong way, but what the f**k do some folk expect.....you are contacted by some c**t you hardly know, you let them use your dog because you can see a few quid in it then get on and cry your f*****g eyes out when it all go,s tits up. Theres a lesson there and I dont think anyone needs to spell it out huh
  18. There were folk exposing themselves there last year.......shocking!
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    Lamping

    Very good write up and I like your dog.......thanks for sharing Artic. Simoman, 10 miles!!!.......what did you fattys do, 5 each?
  20. David, as I said I may be wrong but that is my perception.......maybe your P.R. people are not doing their job very well. It would be nice to see a more positive slant from the shooting press and organisations with regards to lurchers and also a bit more about terriers because as you say, you have the ear of the right people in power
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