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WILF

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  1. Hello Mr Darcy, I have taken to rubbing pedigree chum round my ringpiece and letting my dog lick it off, do you think this will help us to bond?......thanks in advance

  2. He often locks himself in the reptile room and likes to piss on the geko,s....it makes him very aroused and he releases his rancid juice all over the pictures of Terry Nutkins

  3. Brummy can often be found wanking over pictures of Heather from Eastenders, he releases his fowl smelling splodge onto het face while screaming "Hows dat for a careless whisper you fat bitch".....he crys alone!!

  4. Anyway, you want chocolate dont you :tongue2:
  5. Go on Trisha......where would we all be without you I feel a book coming on . . . .. .. "Now thats what i call getting through heart break." :laugh: "Dig Deep and Pay Your Maintenance"
  6. WILF

    80,s music..

    Bloody hell mate, trust you to pull one out of thin air.......
  7. Go on Trisha......where would we all be without you
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    braveheart

    They have a statue of Mel Gibson in Scotland you know (true) and MOO likes to dress up like him when he is pissed (also true)
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    deben

    They look very, very gay so should do you to a tee
  10. Very true, picked up an extra 15 odd thousand acres today by doing just such a thing.......happy days!!
  11. First off, I will say that this is not an unbiased reply because I am lucky to count JDarcy as a friend, couple this with the fact that I could not express things as eloquently as Chalkwarren. What I will honestly say is, I have NEVER seen anything like this book....truly a masterpiece!! For all those that seem to want to take a dig at JDarcy and think they have a book or two waiting inside them all I will say is.....beat this gentlemen, the benchmark has been well and truly set For all the lads that are featured in this book and their hounds.....lads, you are a true credit to thi
  12. I bet his dog wants him to get another hobby
  13. Does your user name mean "Stolen Dog".......very f*****g clever
  14. Cant often be found bumming battery hens and screaming "Hows dat for a drumstick you mutha fuckers!"

  15. An open mind.....you learn from everyone you meet (good and bad) and you adapt, change, reject or adopt practices to suit
  16. Oh ffs, no one is calling you mate just trying to be helpful and saying get your kit checked, your dogs life depends on it. And for the record, I thought it was a good post by you
  17. Rather splitting hairs, but I think you will find it IS working in metric....it wouldnt be calibrated in any other way
  18. The D3 would be out by about 0.2 but that reading on your box is out by a full meter so that is pretty far out for such a good bit of kit, may be worth checking if you fell the need to do such a thing......which you probably dont! lol
  19. The d3 ortovox would read over, but not by that much on that type of depth...be intersting to see if you got different readings with different collars?....as you say, you know your kit but that is pretty far out
  20. For a start, good day out well done I think what Yipp is getting at is that if your box says 2.1, you would have to subtract a metre to get to 3.5 ft.....as 2.1 in metres is in fact nearer to 7ft Hence him saying the box needs re-calibrating
  21. Funny if his mate had one of those electric voice box things....."Get off him cow, get of him" You mean Doctor no.......vocal chords Crying here mate
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