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  1. Conversely, he also wins with the guarding strippers job! Just for you born,,,,lol
  2. If you mean they will eat many things then yes,,,,but they are carnivores mate. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog
  3. Rosemary and thyme are dead easy mate,,, both used on meats,, as is mint,,,you can even buy them growing in morrisons or asda for about 2 quid,,, then just plant them,,, that's all I did
  4. Another thing you could get,, is Apple tree,,, you can get these little types,, that can be trained to grow against walls fences ect,,, great flowers in spring and fruit in autumn ....
  5. Not raised up they won't ,,,,,them two little bits that look about 3 foot wide,,,,are crying out to have some raised beds,,get some sleepers and get some easy growing things in them ,,,that kids love strawberrys,, are some easy to grow leaves for salad ,,, and your herbs,,,,don't you cook anything from scratch rabbithunter?
  6. You could have that looking good with not much effort ,,,get that kenel painted,,,and that fence,,,few hanging baskets,,with flowers,,,piece of piss,,,and get some herbs growing,,, great for flavoring food,,making marinades ,,mint sause,,,most herbs are easy to grow an all,,,all though basil is a c**t
  7. Yeh great battle that was,,,I also liked the way they spoke after the fight,, in particular clarckson,,very humble
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    Come On Hull,,

    Yes,,,,two nil,,,come on,,,
  9. 1 nil up already,,,,
  10. For you chaps above with an interest in hanging and stuff try and get a copy of this fellas book,,,Syd Dearnly from Mansfield ,,, had a shop opposite the old cinema in Mansfield ...bit if a poacher he was,,, I read his book years ago,,,an Intresting read....there's a bit in this article below about him http://intranet.wellingtoncollege.org.uk/resource.aspx?id=236040
  11. That's the thing clipo,,,respect to lads that can stick it,, I couldn't ,,,another one I hated,,,just for the sheer monotony ,,,was on a packing line in a factory ,,,,f**k me was that boring,,,,and what made it worse was at night I dreamed about it,,,so It was like I did two 8 hour shifts ,,,lol But on the flip side,,,,working doors I have had two great jobs,,, one was looking after strippers ,,,walking round the bars in ibiza,,, that was a great time,,, bar owners wanted you in the bar,,, so free drinks and things ,,, as well as hanging out with two sluts,,,,life don't get much better,,,h
  12. Another horrible job I had,,, only managed 3 days,,, it was at a pig slaughter house at Gainsborough ,,, I worked in the gut room,,,, wich entailed pulling the runners as it was called,, If I remember right you pulled one part of the intestine tube from another part,,, a bit like pulling the skin from a rabbit,,, one you had pulled it off,,,it went in to a mangle type devise behind you,,, this squeezed out all the shit,,, every now and then it would twist,,, and then shit would build up,,,like blowing up a ballon,,,then burst,,and blow shit all over your back,,and bits would find there way
  13. I have done loads of grain store clean downs,,, whilst working for a pest control company,,,believe you me the shear dust is unbelible,,,, But the worst one I did,,, was in a church bell free,,,there was a narrow spiral stair case,,, that was real long way to the top,,, and boy was it narrow ,,, at the top was a room,,, under the floor boards,,between the joists,, feral pigeons had been nesting ,,,for about 500 years,,, so each joist was full from one wall to the next,,, we had to bag up the nest and shit debre,,,and walk down the stairs with each bag,,,,wich by the way,,, weighed a feckin
  14. I'll get me coat,,,,lol,,,good job baws not here,,,he would be unbearable now,,lol http://www.express.co.uk/news/showbiz/476311/Not-so-stranded-Bear-Grylls-The-Island-survivors-given-water-pool-and-crocodiles
  15. Yeh ,,,and what wullz said above,,,Hemingway ,,,,good call
  16. Been some good suggestions on here,,,, I think the old rat pack from the 60,s would be a good piss up,,,,Sinatra ,,dean Martin ,,,samy Davis ect ect... And like was said oly read ,,Milligan ,,and inspecter cluso himself peter sellers ....
  17. Go on admit jai,,,,,you spelt the last word wrong..... It's all ok though, because I smell of dog,
  18. I can't remember ever using shampo on a dog,,, they get hosed off sometimes if there real dirty,,, and feet washed out,, I after daytime running on the seed,,, An old bitch of mine was a c**t for rolling in badger shit,,,,,every fecking walk,,,, but I never used shampo on her,,hosed it off best,,,,,,but my dogs never come in the house
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    Dog Attack

    Fair play to that cat..
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    Deben.

    Bit of a result there mate,,,,so the locator you borrow me everyday ,,,is working right now,,,cheers
  21. Yeh,,,respect to that young lad rip
  22. Lazy fecker,,,,me and my boy been up since 7,,, porridge made,,,daughters buttys made for school,,,I'm sat on here with a cuppa,, whilst my boy watches Dino paws,,,,waiting for his faveriout octonauts,,,lol
  23. Lol,,,, it's just at a quick glance,,,that table resembles an ironing board,,,,or it at least it does in my head
  24. Stig why you have you got an ironing board outside...lol
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