mushroom
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Red Tiger balm or similar helps. I suffer all year round here from the cnuts. I also have the white Tiger balm that I put on exposed skin to prevent bites. I smell like a Thai boxing gym most of the time but I’d rather that than scrattin like a dog with mange
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You’ve just put my mrs on the floor in stitches mate “muy grande maricon” = very big puff
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Be very careful ordering a “cerveza”, “pinta” or a “jarra” in Spain. Depending where you are, depends how scammed you’ll get. The main tourist areas will take you asking for a cerveza as an invitation to provide the most expensive one they have
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I sometimes talk in my sleep and apparently I talk in the 3 languages I speak (EN, ES & Cat)… I’ve heard myself recorded and I sound like the bloody exorcist
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I do tend to say fuuck (ed, ing) a lot, especially when speaking in Spanish… the reason…. Because everyone thinks it’s means bad and I love confusing the fec out of people lol. When playing pool with my Ozzie mate, people give us a very wide berth. The way we speak to each other in English sounds so bad that we’ve had old boys coming between us thinking we are about to kick off “fuuck off ya cheating b*****d” is a favorite, also “you fuucking lucky cnut” comes a close second. All the while people stare at us like we’re members of the SS.
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One of my mates is like that. He’s a Scottish bloke lived in China for years, Chinese wife etc. He speaks (if I remember correctly) 4 different Chinese languages, French, Spanish, German and Catalan. Guy’s a fuucking wizz when it comes to languages. I’m told I sound Italian when I speak Spanish ffs
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Get the spine cut out and splay them ladies
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Once got a taxi here in Barcelona and the Indian lad had an engineering masters, spoke 7 languages (4 were tested on the journey) and still made more dosh driving a Joe
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Madrid is landlocked mate, right in the center of the country at about 2000ft above sea level Bet that journey set you back. Nearest port is Probably Valencia about 300mile away
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Any romance/Latin derived words in English (middle and modern) is a direct result of the 1066 Norman invasion. Well done to the lad, nothing wrong with being intelligent
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Meant Scots.. my apologies to no one in Scotland lol
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I wouldn’t say scotch is weird…
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After 13 years living in Spain, I’ve just learnt the meaning of a word that I thought meant something completely different. Carne = meat Carnicería = butcher… yeah and nope. Carnicería actually just means carnage Sometimes language is a weird thing and Spanish is right up there at the top Anyone else speak other languages that have similar strangenesses in it?
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Definitely! All of my dogs have been completely different when around my mum. The staffy used to take my dad to the pub and home again ffs (blind as a bat he was) lol. There's a little girl in the barrio where I live and she obviously has some issues and is very hyper and scatty. I've noticed Bron being calm and patient with her, which in itself isn't unusual for him and kids but with this little girl he seems to be extra careful and patient around her. Let's her fuss him etc and never moves even though he's looking at me as if to say "fuucking rescue me then"...... Nope!
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I wouldn't mind cooking a nice dinner for Stacy's mum! I bet she's a sausage, chips and gravy lass
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He did and I nearly went for one about 11 years ago
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Can’t add anymore likes I’ll never understand how women can hide/lose shit then blame men. They leave crap all over the place. Another one of mine is old make up brushes. She throws them on the top shelf of the lower cabinet. Right where I keep my shears for the beard. Ends up with brush hairs full of make up in the teeth which then get shredded into my beard
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I forget the guy's name Glynn or similar at Ingles rock. Didn't he have a seizure or something and his English bulls started chewing on him? I've seen a few nutters in the breed over the years.
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Fuucking hairpins/bobbypins all over the fecking shop. Woke up with one stuck in-between my toes the other morning, jumped out of bed BEFORE I realised.... and all she could say was "I've been looking for that" as I'm hopping around the bedroom swearing in languages I don't even speak. Bobbles is another.. The mrs leaves them anywhere she wants to, which then leads the cat to believe they now belong to her... so she shreds the fuuck out of them and leaves bits of bobble everywhere.
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For some reason this just made me think of that Only Fools episode where Rodders gets accused of groping that bint who turned out to be Del's mental ex
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Stuck a fork into a good mates hand for that faux pas
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I’ve hurt my knee
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THL is on its last legs
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I lived in Blackpool for years. There are some nice areas (not many mind lol)…. Think I’ll stick with Barcelona though
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It’s Russian and complete bollocks…….. We recommend you a trendy and amazing spring manicure with floral motifs that are not at all trivial this season. On the contrary, every season nail art masters surprise with their creations and delight with new manicures with floral patterns.
