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mushroom

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  1. Look mate I don't give a shit, I'm offering a possible hence the word "IF" Right at the beginning of my post. Go drink ya Bucky and lie down ya social tart.
  2. Apologies, I wasn't clear. I know Kia's a mussie. I meant that most sikhs living in Britain are British patriots and you don't see many in parliament. (For a mussie he sure seems hell bent on kicking out dickheads and illegals and putting Blighty, her population and our values first) I've been wrong before mind, just take a look at my last post on the joke thread
  3. If he's wearing a jacket then that would make sense as a ricochet. It's hit the top of the vest, rico'd into his throat and game over.
  4. I've been watching and reading a lot about Zia. He seems to talk sense and wants to follow through (time will tell). I often wonder why there aren't more Sikhs in parliament.
  5. I reckon it was the Looney Tunes... Yeah I'm pointing the finger at you Newcastle
  6. Mitre sweetheart, have a day off ya dozy c**t.. Just got back home, cleaning my teeth, drinking bloody mouthwash and she's creased up jabbering in Latin Spanish that somehow it's my fault Who cleans their fuuckin teeth whilst curling one out? And how the f**k do you drop a tube of toothpaste between thy thighs, straight into the shitter, pick it out, put the top back on and bin it? FFS I'll never get over this, this is worse than when I kissed that ugly lass and caught erectile dysfunction lol
  7. I didn't nor did I confirm it lol.. I'm walking the dog the now and I've barfed 3 times thinking about the fuucking shitpaste I cleaned me teeth with
  8. Why did she put the fuucking top back on before binning it?
  9. This is a sad story (for me)... This morning I couldn't find the toothpaste, looked down next to the sink and it had fallen in the bin so picked it out and brushed my teeth... The Mrs just told me she dropped the fuucker in the toilet after she'd taken a shit with no top on and put it in the bin.... Can't stop retching I'm fuucking in emotional pain right now lol
  10. I did and joined the union lol daft cnuts put me as campus representative Was going well until I loaded about 20 kids bags with weed from Amsterdam on the group trip without their knowledge and then demanded it when we arrived back FLMAO... I got a naughty boy note and then continued my position for another year. Next trip to the Dam I was barred from, so I arranged a rave in a local club and spiked the punch with a few crushed up mitzis
  11. Both should've been done for life or hung from a tree imo
  12. The PUTA one had my Mrs on the floor creasing lol puta in Spanish translates as bitch or whore
  13. Colombian marching? Yes.... It makes thy limp
  14. Woah mate that's a bit over strong.
  15. Lol I just called it as I saw it and he agreed then bought me a pint.. no more no less. In fairness as the words were leaving my young, drunken mouth I thought "ah bollocks"
  16. A lot of people have demons mate
  17. Met him and his lads once in Wythenshawe. He acted like a divvie then bought me a pint when I called him out for it Good boxer!
  18. He was, as the sexy mofo with a watch (he wore it as a disguise)
  19. Very rare but I agree with you
  20. Both mate. This is global news now. I've just had my Chinese mate show me videos of yesterday in London in Mandarin. The reality is, it has to happen, how that transpires is another question.
  21. I'd say it's the start of clearing up the mess that's been created mate. Follow through with action to repair the country
  22. Everything I've seen of him he's always blamed Hamas for the problems.
  23. I thought he was pro Israel
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