Mitre sweetheart, have a day off ya dozy c**t..
Just got back home, cleaning my teeth, drinking bloody mouthwash and she's creased up jabbering in Latin Spanish that somehow it's my fault
Who cleans their fuuckin teeth whilst curling one out? And how the f**k do you drop a tube of toothpaste between thy thighs, straight into the shitter, pick it out, put the top back on and bin it? FFS I'll never get over this, this is worse than when I kissed that ugly lass and caught erectile dysfunction lol