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  1. I haven't owned a car since I moved to Spain (14+ years). Public transport is cheap as fuuck here, works and is on time.... If I need a motor, I just borrow a mate's. Laws are a bit different here if the car is insured the driver is too. Bit like a traders policy in UK.
  2. That would be a psychological addiction, not the same as ciggies mate. I smoke the bud but never when working or during the week. I save it for the weekends so I can enjoy it. You'd be amazed how it helps dealing with a bunch of screaming 6 year old little fuuckers and not wringing their wee necks
  3. My cat is the spit of that but blue and white, same markings. She caught a bird off my window sill once in mid flight without balking at the 17m drop. Crazy how successful they can be as hunters. Proper predators.
  4. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    Turn left into a tree and do a Marc Bolan ya boring nob jockey!
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    Pet hates.

    I'll take the little fuuckers out if it comes to it Wankers! It's Sunday FFS I just wanna play pool and have a beer with the lads lol
  6. Reintroduce the death penalty and back date it for all serving relevant crimes. Clear out!
  7. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    Being dragged to a fuuckin 6 year old's birthday party. I've paid 50 notes for the present what more do you want? Why do I have to attend for Christ's sake
  8. Pretty certain we will prevail. It'll be messy but we will win in the end
  9. In fairness smack is probably easier to deal with in the real world Not trying to take away from you achievement mate
  10. Hell no, at least give it the season where he's banned! Hell, he'll come back with tales of driving fields in a Tesla and catching a T-Rex
  11. In this day and age with tech, no fuucking way are photos this blurry. Grey, come on now, get something up concrete. I've never seen a big cat (seen plenty of other shit at night) but people I trust have shared their stories with me and I believe them. So put something up that puts the questions away mate
  12. Couldn't make this up! Manhunt for Epping hotel migrant sex attacker after he's accidentally FREED from prison instead of being deported | Daily Mail Online WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK Hadush Kebatu, 41, was supposed to be sent to an immigration detention centre to... In a
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    Gold

    If any of you understand it, I suggest moving your GBP savings to another currency (FX) before the budget
  14. Why did you write that to me? I'm bloody curious, you've got my attention
  15. I live in Spain ya twit, be a bit of a chore
  16. Mate gimme the smack you're smoking you f***ing nob. I can't work out if this guy's a wa@nker or just bat shit nuts!
  17. I'd smash a McDonald's 1 pound burger whilst covered in sauce all over, w@nking in the car park over a Cocker before I fuuck that shit
  18. Nah a fresh kebab is more uniform and her's was like a pissed up attempt at a kebab on a Friday night
  19. mushroom

    Gold

    If you want to hedge, get on forwards. Main point is to know your risk level! If you can lose it, then dance. If not don't even bother.
  20. mushroom

    Reform

    Walked the dog this morning we've ended up in a bar (I think he likes free beer). Got to thinking about all this. I said this situation would happen, many years ago, so did Gnash, Wilf etc (before me)... I realise.... I've run out of papers
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    Gold

    Never buy high! Same with currency, be on the ball mate
  22. Question; why do they all have collars on?
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