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mushroom

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  1. Like has been said mate, we all know the possible when you enter that world. I'm sorry, it's just how it is.
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    Pet hates.

    Sup ya cockney brrooooo I heard da white
  3. Fuuck me, me laughing at this thread has opened a can of worms lol The Mrs just gave me the V and put her tongue in the middle... Apparently in her country that's an insult.... Every lesbian withing 100m has started sniffing and my mates are giving me the fist bump
  4. The gazebo effect is rain don't hit you in the head during a BBQ
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    Pet hates.

    FFS mate lol The cnut's at MediaMarkt customer service and that tw@t the said I was scamming, Infront of people. Gets right up my goat..
  6. She does a good version... Have to say I'm a bit of a Nancy bitch
  7. No psychosis here mate just a dodgy tune popped up on my YouTube list lol
  8. Aye tell it to the milkman ya dodgy, I can get you a cheeseburger flake ya Have a look at this and tell me it's not the first song to talk about date rape openly and it's a woman doing it FLMAO I do not condone any sort of sexual abuse, unless it's been pre agreed and paid for with a safe word like Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for example
  9. I'm with the Jews! Pretty fuuckin certain they will retaliate and rightly so! Rinse the cnut's.
  10. Piss off ya cnut lol you're saying you're havin 50km days of mooching walking without a bash? I call bollocks! Imagine lying to make friends
  11. I didn't mean to kill the conversation, just wanted to bring light to the fact that WILF's a c**t Since the earphones incident this morning, I have a fresh look on life.. I'm going golden brown with a side of mandy, a spliff built by dwarves and a prawn cocktail with no sauce... Let's turn this up before the mrs catches me
  12. Mate respect! All that's said is we know before and we make that choice WILF's a wanker pay no mind lol
  13. Do you want some? Wanna take this offline? I'm happy to pretend to arrange a meet and then blank you in public! Anyone wanna buy a gram?
  14. Raving like he's in Ibiza in 1993 Sorry Tomo mate I've had a spliff and a beer after an episode lol
  15. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    What've you got mate? A boil, growth, limpy dick? Come on you tell us and we'll diagnose and tell you the treatment.
  16. Well you can f**k off an'all
  17. You've a straight back mate be proud of that
  18. These kids have nothing on us mate Been there, seen it, done it lol There's a club here in the centre of Barcelona called Moog, it's been there years, I'm know as the chap that picks his spot, beer in hand and raves until closing, only pausing for a piss, fresh beer and a spliff break
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