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  1. mushroom
    This is a sad story (for me)... This morning I couldn't find the toothpaste, looked down next to the sink and it had fallen in the bin so picked it out and brushed my teeth... The Mrs just told me she dropped the fuucker in the toilet after she'd taken a shit with no top on and put it in the bin.... Can't stop retching I'm fuucking in emotional pain right now lol
  2. mushroom
    I did and joined the union lol daft cnuts put me as campus representative Was going well until I loaded about 20 kids bags with weed from Amsterdam on the group trip without their knowledge and then demanded it when we arrived back FLMAO... I got a naughty boy note and then continued my position for another year. Next trip to the Dam I was barred from, so I arranged a rave in a local club and spiked the punch with a few crushed up mitzis
  3. mushroom
    Both should've been done for life or hung from a tree imo
  4. mushroom
    The PUTA one had my Mrs on the floor creasing lol puta in Spanish translates as bitch or whore
  5. mushroom
    Colombian marching? Yes.... It makes thy limp
  6. mushroom
    Woah mate that's a bit over strong.
  7. mushroom
    Lol I just called it as I saw it and he agreed then bought me a pint.. no more no less. In fairness as the words were leaving my young, drunken mouth I thought "ah bollocks"
  8. mushroom
    A lot of people have demons mate
  9. mushroom
    Met him and his lads once in Wythenshawe. He acted like a divvie then bought me a pint when I called him out for it Good boxer!
  10. mushroom
    He was, as the sexy mofo with a watch (he wore it as a disguise)
  11. mushroom
    Very rare but I agree with you
  12. mushroom
    Both mate. This is global news now. I've just had my Chinese mate show me videos of yesterday in London in Mandarin. The reality is, it has to happen, how that transpires is another question.
  13. mushroom
    I'd say it's the start of clearing up the mess that's been created mate. Follow through with action to repair the country
  14. mushroom
    Everything I've seen of him he's always blamed Hamas for the problems.
  15. mushroom
    I thought he was pro Israel
  16. mushroom
    He's gonna do a race course beep beep beep
  17. mushroom
    Exactly. How many on here can do a 100yrd shot with confidence? I'd say a lot, especially in the airgun section that would be 100% kill rate in .177 cal.
  18. mushroom
    FLMAO
  19. mushroom
    Perhaps It's another JFK scenario.
  20. mushroom
    You do realise that's a 500 on a pound ya owe me I'd slap my dementia inflicted mum for 5k and then give her it.... she'd forget it happened in the morning and wonder why there's 5bags on the table lol
  21. mushroom
    I'll give 3-1 odds Halfhound knocks the traffic cone over and out 1-500 traffic cone ends up in the wrong place/bottles it No you can't place a bet ya muppet before you ask.
  22. mushroom
    Pretty sure that's him. I watched this debate and had a bad feeling about him. Struck me as a proper Wrong one.
  23. mushroom
    Yep
  24. mushroom
    I'm sure it's the same dickhead mate from a few weeks back. I've followed Charlie for years. Always found him insightful and polite, a great debater. Didn't always agree with him but that's the beauty of debate and discourse we can have opinions and speak about them. Personally, I think the septics should tie his hands to a tree, his legs to two horses, tear the shitcunt apart and leave him to die painfully, let's see how the left act after knowing that's in store for them
  25. mushroom
    You're not worth the time or effort ya jacker
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