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  1. Raving like he's in Ibiza in 1993 Sorry Tomo mate I've had a spliff and a beer after an episode lol
  2. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    What've you got mate? A boil, growth, limpy dick? Come on you tell us and we'll diagnose and tell you the treatment.
  3. Well you can f**k off an'all
  4. You've a straight back mate be proud of that
  5. These kids have nothing on us mate Been there, seen it, done it lol There's a club here in the centre of Barcelona called Moog, it's been there years, I'm know as the chap that picks his spot, beer in hand and raves until closing, only pausing for a piss, fresh beer and a spliff break
  6. Sooooo Anyone wanna buy a gram of the purest marching powder this side of the Euphrates?
  7. No need mate, we all know how it grabs and ruins people. I think what was trying to be said is we all also know how bad it is and to stay away because we're educated to the fact from being knee high to a grasshopper
  8. Well it hasn't crossed my mind but now you've mentioned it
  9. Not really my thing... Beer and weed is a grand night in my book. I can rave all night on those two things and put pill heads to shame
  10. Bought some earphones yesterday for the Mrs (JBL) she opened the box this morning and there's only one fuuckin earbud lol. Went back to the store (like Currys here) and the slapper accused me Infront of a shit load of people of trying to scam! I paid for the bloody thing with my business card, not cash. All I wanted was a box with two earphones Now I've to wait on their complaint process just to get a replacement. bloody quids down the drain. Rant over gan for a smoke and a beer
  11. I would like to say thank you to all that have given a fuuck! I've gone over this with the boss and she has said everything you've said. I'm a c**t and get over it, we're gan! She's set a plan to go for a week and see what the craic is. After that, reassessment. c**t just beat me at pool tambien lol
  12. I have to say thank you. A lot to digest.
  13. It's happened to me far too many times mate. I'm genuinely questioning my sanity and the gods as to why? Everyone is patting me on the back but fuuck! I don't want a pat, I want peace. I don't want someone's life in my hands. I'm a brutal c**t but I'm still human, FFS everyone treats me like machine. Sorry to all for venting and derailing the thread.
  14. No idea mate. Between that and my mam my head is in bits.
  15. No mate, she collapsed outside the local and a wee lass came running in and screamed for me to help, in a bar full of people she came to me. I ran outside, put her in the recovery position and had my fingers on her pulse for what seemed like eternity. Pulse was slow and I was just waiting for it to stop... Ambulances came and I moved away. It's not nice having someone's life in your hands and it's even worse waiting for them to die so you can at least do something. She's alright now.... I'm not!
  16. I had a lady nearly died on me yesterday so yeah.... Long f***ing day. She survived thank fuuck but it put my head in pieces and I'm still shaking.
  17. Yet I have an obligation/need/want.
  18. I wouldn't ask her too mate.
  19. This is exactly what I'm thinking mate.
  20. Head and heart are ancient adversaries mate. I'm genuinely lost on this
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