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  1. mushroom
    Only six hours? Fuuckin fanny
  2. mushroom
    No psychosis here mate just a dodgy tune popped up on my YouTube list lol
  3. mushroom
    Aye tell it to the milkman ya dodgy, I can get you a cheeseburger flake ya Have a look at this and tell me it's not the first song to talk about date rape openly and it's a woman doing it FLMAO I do not condone any sort of sexual abuse, unless it's been pre agreed and paid for with a safe word like Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for example
  4. mushroom
    I'm with the Jews! Pretty fuuckin certain they will retaliate and rightly so! Rinse the cnut's.
  5. mushroom
    Piss off ya cnut lol you're saying you're havin 50km days of mooching walking without a bash? I call bollocks! Imagine lying to make friends
  6. mushroom
    I didn't mean to kill the conversation, just wanted to bring light to the fact that WILF's a c**t Since the earphones incident this morning, I have a fresh look on life.. I'm going golden brown with a side of mandy, a spliff built by dwarves and a prawn cocktail with no sauce... Let's turn this up before the mrs catches me
  7. mushroom
    I'll have right at ya lol
  8. mushroom
    Mate respect! All that's said is we know before and we make that choice WILF's a wanker pay no mind lol
  9. mushroom
    Do you want some? Wanna take this offline? I'm happy to pretend to arrange a meet and then blank you in public! Anyone wanna buy a gram?
  10. mushroom
    I'm young ya c**t! Lol
  11. mushroom
    Raving like he's in Ibiza in 1993 Sorry Tomo mate I've had a spliff and a beer after an episode lol
  12. mushroom
    That's @TOMO
  13. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    mushroom replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    What've you got mate? A boil, growth, limpy dick? Come on you tell us and we'll diagnose and tell you the treatment.
  14. mushroom
    Well you can f**k off an'all
  15. mushroom
    You've a straight back mate be proud of that
  16. mushroom
    These kids have nothing on us mate Been there, seen it, done it lol There's a club here in the centre of Barcelona called Moog, it's been there years, I'm know as the chap that picks his spot, beer in hand and raves until closing, only pausing for a piss, fresh beer and a spliff break
  17. mushroom
    Direct from Temu mate Quality shit
  18. mushroom
    Sooooo Anyone wanna buy a gram of the purest marching powder this side of the Euphrates?
  19. mushroom
    Well that's diplomacy out the window
  20. mushroom
    No need mate, we all know how it grabs and ruins people. I think what was trying to be said is we all also know how bad it is and to stay away because we're educated to the fact from being knee high to a grasshopper
  21. mushroom
    Well it hasn't crossed my mind but now you've mentioned it
  22. mushroom
    Ask the whole beer tent at Harewood
  23. mushroom
    Not really my thing... Beer and weed is a grand night in my book. I can rave all night on those two things and put pill heads to shame
  24. mushroom
    Anybody wanna buy a gram? Posted direct
  25. mushroom
    Bought some earphones yesterday for the Mrs (JBL) she opened the box this morning and there's only one fuuckin earbud lol. Went back to the store (like Currys here) and the slapper accused me Infront of a shit load of people of trying to scam! I paid for the bloody thing with my business card, not cash. All I wanted was a box with two earphones Now I've to wait on their complaint process just to get a replacement. bloody quids down the drain. Rant over gan for a smoke and a beer
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