mushroom
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Everything posted by mushroom
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Champion mate! Bitches when pregnant are like women, arseholes lol I've only ever bred two litters and they were terriers. By fuuck could that little bitch eat when up the duff. She'd destroy an entire lamb leg bigger than her in 2mins
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As kids, my mate's mum owned a pub in Bacup and they lived on the first floor. Opposite was a phone box lol we used to ring it and wind up the smack heads
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Whenever I've had a bitch in pup there was always food down. Some might disagree but for me, she eats and gets as fat as she likes, when she likes.
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Tidier than my ex's lol she was gorgeous but had a mmmm like a car crash Honestly, it was like fuucking the meat aisle in Aldi lol
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Isn't the old saying if there's a bumper fruit and nuts crop its a sign of a hard winter to come?
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I got rinsed before I cottoned on... Cow spent 20 notes on a lipstick ffs
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Fuuck off ya lefty cnut
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It's the little things in life
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I could be the best boxer but does that negate that I'm a complete prick?
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Ya man's a shit cnut! I supposed all the young white lasses getting raped, going on for more than 30 years is on them as well. Honour beatings/killings, phone/watches/etc thefts, machetes/knives/etc being found on all the stats that say otherwise. Mate can crack on and bang his head into a tree.
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Fuuck off please FLMAO
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Yes I will give you a cream bun
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Two loafs and a chocolate eclair please lol
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Yeah limp chicken and a bit of gool oil put that with chicken, garlic and bollocks. Make sure to add baby
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Like has been said mate, we all know the possible when you enter that world. I'm sorry, it's just how it is.
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I prefer Laudanum
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Sup ya cockney brrooooo I heard da white
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Fuuck me, me laughing at this thread has opened a can of worms lol The Mrs just gave me the V and put her tongue in the middle... Apparently in her country that's an insult.... Every lesbian withing 100m has started sniffing and my mates are giving me the fist bump
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Wanna buy a gram?
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The gazebo effect is rain don't hit you in the head during a BBQ
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FFS mate lol The cnut's at MediaMarkt customer service and that tw@t the said I was scamming, Infront of people. Gets right up my goat..
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She does a good version... Have to say I'm a bit of a Nancy bitch
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Only six hours? Fuuckin fanny
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No psychosis here mate just a dodgy tune popped up on my YouTube list lol
