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mushroom

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  1. Nothing would change except I'm in Blighty and yes I could come back without issues, I have my gaff here. Not sure if it's guilt or want tbh Caring for her as she wants isn't any issue, I've been doing it for 40+years. I think maybe I'm a bit home sick but with reason rather than being a fanny about it
  2. Not the most digestible examples but ok
  3. I'm sat here on a beach, sun, heat etc.. just spoke with my mum (cerebral palsy all her life and now dementia). I woke up this morning craving home! The countryside, the rain everything... I've a very good life here and don't want to fuuck that up but... Does it make sense to go home and take care of her even though she has everything she needs (family, help etc). Feel free to ask questions but keep the thread honest please.
  4. Nah! WTF is that swirl?
  5. Them there photies can't be real, surely.
  6. Either I've been spiked with acid or ya lying
  7. Obviously you've never seen starlink flying by lol. It's like something out of star wars. Freaks the fuuck out of people
  8. Is that the same as a Hindu?
  9. It's been a long day, apologies mate I'm just a bit testy lol
  10. Come again? Are you making a joke that's gone right over my head or are you accusing me of being a paedo?
  11. Tenerife will collapse into the ocean causing a huge tsunami.... Google it
  12. The man's done, that's it and conspiracy is what we're arguing!
  13. The dogs not gay enough
  14. Look mate I don't give a shit, I'm offering a possible hence the word "IF" Right at the beginning of my post. Go drink ya Bucky and lie down ya social tart.
  15. Apologies, I wasn't clear. I know Kia's a mussie. I meant that most sikhs living in Britain are British patriots and you don't see many in parliament. (For a mussie he sure seems hell bent on kicking out dickheads and illegals and putting Blighty, her population and our values first) I've been wrong before mind, just take a look at my last post on the joke thread
  16. If he's wearing a jacket then that would make sense as a ricochet. It's hit the top of the vest, rico'd into his throat and game over.
  17. I've been watching and reading a lot about Zia. He seems to talk sense and wants to follow through (time will tell). I often wonder why there aren't more Sikhs in parliament.
  18. I reckon it was the Looney Tunes... Yeah I'm pointing the finger at you Newcastle
  19. Mitre sweetheart, have a day off ya dozy c**t.. Just got back home, cleaning my teeth, drinking bloody mouthwash and she's creased up jabbering in Latin Spanish that somehow it's my fault Who cleans their fuuckin teeth whilst curling one out? And how the f**k do you drop a tube of toothpaste between thy thighs, straight into the shitter, pick it out, put the top back on and bin it? FFS I'll never get over this, this is worse than when I kissed that ugly lass and caught erectile dysfunction lol
  20. I didn't nor did I confirm it lol.. I'm walking the dog the now and I've barfed 3 times thinking about the fuucking shitpaste I cleaned me teeth with
  21. Why did she put the fuucking top back on before binning it?
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