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  1. I could be the best boxer but does that negate that I'm a complete prick?
  2. Ya man's a shit cnut! I supposed all the young white lasses getting raped, going on for more than 30 years is on them as well. Honour beatings/killings, phone/watches/etc thefts, machetes/knives/etc being found on all the stats that say otherwise. Mate can crack on and bang his head into a tree.
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    Fuuck off please FLMAO
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    Yes I will give you a cream bun
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    Two loafs and a chocolate eclair please lol
  6. Yeah limp chicken and a bit of gool oil put that with chicken, garlic and bollocks. Make sure to add baby
  7. Like has been said mate, we all know the possible when you enter that world. I'm sorry, it's just how it is.
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    Sup ya cockney brrooooo I heard da white
  9. Fuuck me, me laughing at this thread has opened a can of worms lol The Mrs just gave me the V and put her tongue in the middle... Apparently in her country that's an insult.... Every lesbian withing 100m has started sniffing and my mates are giving me the fist bump
  10. The gazebo effect is rain don't hit you in the head during a BBQ
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    FFS mate lol The cnut's at MediaMarkt customer service and that tw@t the said I was scamming, Infront of people. Gets right up my goat..
  12. She does a good version... Have to say I'm a bit of a Nancy bitch
  13. No psychosis here mate just a dodgy tune popped up on my YouTube list lol
  14. Aye tell it to the milkman ya dodgy, I can get you a cheeseburger flake ya Have a look at this and tell me it's not the first song to talk about date rape openly and it's a woman doing it FLMAO I do not condone any sort of sexual abuse, unless it's been pre agreed and paid for with a safe word like Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for example
  15. I'm with the Jews! Pretty fuuckin certain they will retaliate and rightly so! Rinse the cnut's.
  16. Piss off ya cnut lol you're saying you're havin 50km days of mooching walking without a bash? I call bollocks! Imagine lying to make friends
  17. I didn't mean to kill the conversation, just wanted to bring light to the fact that WILF's a c**t Since the earphones incident this morning, I have a fresh look on life.. I'm going golden brown with a side of mandy, a spliff built by dwarves and a prawn cocktail with no sauce... Let's turn this up before the mrs catches me
  18. Mate respect! All that's said is we know before and we make that choice WILF's a wanker pay no mind lol
  19. Do you want some? Wanna take this offline? I'm happy to pretend to arrange a meet and then blank you in public! Anyone wanna buy a gram?
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