mushroom
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Everything posted by mushroom
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Aye and the AR rock up and put one in ya leg ?
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Leaving a wake of people tied up and missing makes good Telly, I’m guessing of course ?
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I’d rather leave the conspicuous cnut handcuffed to a lamppost, pants down with a blow up sheep glued to his balls, camera on the floor next to him waiting for the next chancer to half inch it ?
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Somehow I feel really sorry (hypothetically) for this cameraman ???
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Couldnt hid my cock behind 3’ mate ? He’s too famous after that drag show comp, we’d get mobbed by his fans ? That’s where you come in The cameraman needs to have a holiday for the duration Tied up next your wild camp pitch crying like a Taliban stuck in a stress position would work ? Couple of G’s in it for you plus the laugh you’ll have with him ?
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P.S. if anyone is interested…
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Bollocks. firstly as soon as I got off the drop off, straight to a machine 2K out and off I have probably 10 people on here that are in no way connected to me that I could probably tap. Plus people I know offline that I don’t even speak with unless in person. Plus Mackem has a network to slip me away to a non extradition country ? All you really need is a car at the end that is registered, taxed and insured on a work policy and in no way connected to you or any contacts. Can’t flag a car that is not connected, avoid ANPR cameras as best as, only travel from safe location on
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Hence the cameraman’s unfortunate accident involving the stairs
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Let’s see that contract when the camera chap has had a nasty fall down a flight of stairs and I’ve already given it twinkle toes ?
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Another major point is the filming is during British summer… the place is full of wild food, no need for shops etc If I was on a comp to win 100K and risked visiting me mam, she’d fuucking disown me ?
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They’d be looking in the Lakes and I’d be in Barcelona on the beach ?
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Exactly what I said to the mrs last night. That camera cnut would be ditched in the first 30 seconds! My SM online presence is limited to here. My FB is completely non-public, LinkedIn is only used for work and I chat shit on here under a sudonim. Instuct everyone I “may” contact to buy Pay as you go non-registered simms, use a burner phone. Arrange an unmarked/unconnected to contacts car for the extraction. Set up digital decoys across the island etc. leave a mobile where they can find it with decoy routes etc… Oh, and write fuuck all down for them to find that is actually relevant
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I’d stand there laughing shouting that cnut has just stole my sheep ?
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First part of that list ? Posh cnut ??
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A Yank running across the fields, in the dark being chased by the filth… fuuck me what an mental image that is ?
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The mrs is trying to talk me into applying for next seasons Hunted…. Thoughts? Anyone applied before, know anyone etc. Im actually really confident I could do it. Would be a laugh I reckon and a 100 bags is not to be sniffed at ?
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When the bloke threw the second bucket and it hit the bloke as the dog’s trying to pull him apart… I couldn’t breathe for laughing ????
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May as well go ahead and delete yourself then. The day the world gives up hard currency is the day Hell freezes over, never mind 6months! No taxes and free energy… pull the other one, we ain’t living in the Star Trek universe ??
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Top write up mate ? Pig feet…. Only good for the dog ? There’s an old bloke where I live who has one every day with a couple of brewskies in the bar ?
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I learnt very quickly that my old staff knew her job. Middle of a field and there was a pile of cut logs etc. We entered the field and she was straight on it. Flushed rabbits left and right out of it. Trust the dog
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A fuucking Gartner quadrant? ?
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Hard to disagree with this but you have to remember the real reason Jews were vilified. 5-600 years ago they were the money lenders and kings and emperors were in debt! Same thing happened with the Templars! Old fashioned street fighter sonic boom ?
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The big lad's getting dog aggressive, anyone got any tips?
mushroom replied to 3dumb's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
Fuucking state of them wellies ? Way too clean ? -
The big lad's getting dog aggressive, anyone got any tips?
mushroom replied to 3dumb's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
I’ve not much experience with real, in the blood psycho, dog aggression apart from one dog. The ex’s miniature bull. That thing was fuucking mental. All measures were taken and that old girl lived to 17 if I’m not mistaken. If it’s in there, it’s there and neigh impossible to change. Just take precautions -
Tried many times… I just cannot bridge my fingers correctly. My knuckles and hands are a bit buggered so that’s why. I’m shit hot on a recorder though, I can play Michael row ya boat and o’er the sea to Skye pretty darn well imo ?
