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  1. mushroom

    Turkey

    San pol de mar is my go to beach mate. No cnut there! Only thing with living here is the bureaucracy. It can be a bit of a pain.
  2. mushroom

    Turkey

    Another option is Andorra. Flat rate 10% tax but you need to pay around 15K to register as a resident. Everything is dirt cheap. People speak English. You will need to spend over 6months there a year (officially )
  3. mushroom

    Turkey

    Not where I live ? House in the mountains here with all the trimmings, around 150-250K for a palace. Not too far from the airports (2hours ish). No football shirts and plenty of shooting.
  4. Haven’t owned one since I was 20 but I do agree with Dyktos, they do make banging scrambled eggs. I used to stink the office out making them for lunch ?
  5. We’ve got tickets for the full weekend. Alice Cooper, Judas Priest, Megadeath and KISS to name a few, four off my bucket list in one weekend ?? Going with @ALECTORIS from Zaragoza. Shitty photos in the post ?
  6. Twatted mine on the dog’s tooth last night, how do you account for moving furniture ?
  7. Just before moving here I had to get the train into London for a final interview. Just as the train was pulling into the city, there was about 20 foxes chilling out, just at the entrance of a tunnel. Couldn’t believe that many foxes in one place!
  8. It puts the lotion in the basket ?
  9. I’ved had to live here Its there’s
  10. I did that once, thank f**k I realised she was Austrian ?
  11. Vienna is nice but I wouldn’t live there. Zurich & Cope are amazing to visit but you need a loan for a coffee. I'm biased.. Barcelona nails it for me. Beach, ski, mountains, party, fairly safe, cost of living… most importantly cheap beer & weed is legal ?
  12. I miss having fezzers about. Funny little fuckers and as said, the more they’re handled, the better later on. Cold hands and ferret teeth are a bad mix ?
  13. My ex (Kati) had that mate. I used to call her my Mexican giraffe ?
  14. It keeps trying here, fuucking noise in the sky sounds like Peter Kay… it’s trying, it’s trying ? Mercury right now in my gaff is at 40C, add muggy ? I’m sweating under a cold shower ffs
  15. Anyone using topical steroid creams, be very careful as they thin the skin, especially Betnovate.
  16. The mrs suffers from it, sun and seawater does normally help. Have you tried camerosa? It’s a cream for horses, animals etc. Always clears up my eczema and does help the mrs when she gets it bad.
  17. Have you scared everyone else away with ya mashed up hands? ?
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