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    Imagine his love making ? I reckon ferrets are gentler ?
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    And a sprinkling of Idi Amin ??
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    Can’t disagree with most of what you say here but I’ll stick to my point. Let’s not make fun of rape.
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    Rape is rape regardless mate. Women for the most part love a cock, should we say yeah the muscles in ya foosie you slag? Come on, the man’s a freak yeah but let’s not make fun of rape.
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    The app is called Getir, not sure if it’s in other countries but it’s basically Tesco online delivered by a bloke on a bike ?? Problem is…. I could’ve gone to the fuucking supermarket, bought everything she wanted and saved a tenner. I was out with the dog ffs ?
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    Post it up mate. I’m just having a beer with a Dutch mate and we can’t find anything.
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    Where’ve you read that D?
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    A mate here sometimes gets Maccies delivered and normally spends about 40€ each time… his rationale is that the charge is lower % compared to the bill ? And this is a bloke who is smart as fuuck, has a very good job, normally eats healthy and trains everyday ? Last thing I had delivered was a Pappa John’s pizza about 3 months ago. The other week, morning after a sesh with the mrs. I went out to walk the dog fully hungover and left her in bed suffering, came home and she’d had a fuucking shop delivered ? Some app that allows you to order groceries ffs. She did get me a bottle
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    Mine was the same yesterday. Plodding along down to the valley floor, tongue hanging out, making out like he’s about to kaffle….. then he spots a roe and decides game on ?? No wonder he was fuucked. Have to say though he’s stiff today, plenty of muscle rubs and movement should see that fine.
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    Shoot the cnuts! It’s about time these morons got it stuck to them.
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    ?? He’s showered, massaged and dried, now snoring and dreaming… first time in 8 years the cnut’s looked at me and said thanks ?
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    No clue mate… he’s a bloody strange one, always has been ?? Last night he was sleeping in dust as opposed to his bed, which I carried up a feckin mountain ?
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    mushroom replied to Qbgrey's topic in General Talk

    During lockdowns mate, it’s sickened him for after ?
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    Turkey

    mushroom replied to Qbgrey's topic in General Talk

    Yep, they all have hutches on balconies for supper
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    Yes man, salad/green things and animal products ?
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    Fonzievito ?
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    Pretty sure that the speech was directed at imported foreign people who may or may not intergrate (some did ). Not the gay community. I was at gay pride in Sitges a couple weeks ago. My mrs was treated like a queen. When she needed the only bathroom in the club the lads in the cue waiting for a space on the long wall (don’t ask) would bang on the door and tell the cnuts out! Seriously, not my normal haunt but filthy GENTLEMEN is all I can say. She also said the toilet was spotless every time ? Also saw some shit I can’t erase and now I’m considering feeding the rope over the b
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    Mate, double dose the Diazis and codeine on an empty stomach and film it ?
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    Me! ? only kidding, it’s me brother ?
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    As we all know My camera is fuucked and I’m too cheap to buy a new one ? Last night I made a Tom Yum hot pot style soup jobber in the mountains. The soup base was brought from Thailand by the mrs and well fuuck me. Lamb, chicken and beef, corn, other veggies but by God was it perfect. I brought a beef rib I’ve had in the freezer for the dog, cooked that into the soup with the mix, took that out for him and the rest (plus a bit for him lol) was mine. No cnut around, just me and the dog and a few nosey pigs and deer, all while watching Saturn and Jupiter rise… bliss.
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    Just got back from the mountains, 36/37C… rivers all dry…. Man’s fuucked lol But he’s happier than a pig in shit ? Water and shade is key in heat. Plan appropriately, stops and routes etc in the right places, no bother. and to add: the nobber has his bed behind me in the photo (camping mattress), he chooses to sleep on the floor, f***ing weirdo ?
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    mushroom replied to Qbgrey's topic in General Talk

    A very good mate of mine is living in Toronto and isn’t the happiest. Lock downs, districts spread out etc. He’s not a fan. Thing with Barcelona and Cataluña in general is, it’s spoilt connected with public transport, money from the Olympics was invested very very wisely and we’re spoilt. Everything is nearby, mountains, beach, cities for peanuts. When you leave a place like this and move to a major city, it’s just not the same.
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    mushroom replied to Qbgrey's topic in General Talk

    I thought Croatia was dirt cheap. Even the backpackers bar in Split was cheap.
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    A cup of kibble with a bit of gravy in the morning after his walk. After that, as others have said, one main meal, a mix of organ, muscle and fat. I’m lucky in that I get bags of scraps from the butchers for free, so cost pretty much fuuck all.
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    mushroom replied to Qbgrey's topic in General Talk

    By trimmings I meant ready to move in to. As in no (or not much) work to be done. You can get a fix upper for much less, if you want
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