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socks

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  1. He wouldn't know what to do with one ......
  2. Oi I need a pup don't be so fukcing selfish and get him studded out .....
  3. I would be in the market for a pup ?
  4. socks

    Action man

    Have you seen the money supermarket advert ... fukc sake they've even de masculised action man now ... is nothing sacrilegious ........
  5. Fukc me there's some mentalists on here lol .....
  6. I'm with greyman on the big cat issue but fair play that was funny as f**k ???
  7. If world war three ever happens and civilisation has to start from scratch I'm going to live next door to griff ... his family could build a town from scratch I reckon ... bloody talented family fair play ......
  8. What did you put over her mate .......
  9. Never mind what you do in your spare time we are talking about the death of a great actor ......
  10. Private pile you climb obstacles like old people f**k ......
  11. It's for sale if your interested.......
  12. This is brand new never even been fired. What's it worth and is anybody interested in it ?
  13. Cracking write up arch ... RIP ossie .......
  14. But you'd think you would have learned by the third time kev .......
  15. Look at them perfectly manicured nails .... lol those hands have never seen a days graft lol .....
  16. I've been in scarier mothercare shops than your place noodle arms .........
  17. If you've got to have a toe off then an outside toe is always better as the other toes can still stay tight ........
  18. If this was in the USA the cops would have been shaking his hand and patting him on the back .....
  19. I'm not I speak the truth .......
  20. He is well known for shit stirring mate ... he is in his 70's and obviously gets bored so comes on here to try and stir up trouble ... better if he got himself out in the countryside but due to his massive size he apparently finds it hard to get about .......
  21. It's easy mate lift the tail put your finger and thumb at the twenty past eight position on the outside of his hoop and gently squeeze in and slightly up ........
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