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  1. i would go and get the dog x rayed
  2. and he will still be claiming he is the undefeated champion of the world till the day he dies, the worst champ in boxing history
  3. greg64

    Saw This

    I would get him to the vets mate. Could be injured. nah its only a flesh wound
  4. a black mate of mine used to fish and shoot, I remember us boat fishing in watchet and he was proper seasick first time I saw a black guy turn white, he was hanging over the side throwing a whitey when he hooked in to a 22lb conger it was one of the funniest things ive seen ,he's sadly no longer with us and I still miss his company
  5. everyone will be shitting in the works vans for 30k
  6. al zebabist the nation of oog just piss takers
  7. there not muslims its a satirical group that stood for election in thanet against nigel farage
  8. greg64

    God

    that very true especially with bacteria it mutates permanently hence bacterial resistance to antibiotics they evolve
  9. greg64

    God

    we are here and now so lets just enjoy it while it lasts
  10. i used to have an english bull terrier that used to bite my hand if you tried to do something she did not like ,cutting her nails for instance every nail you cut she would bite your hand never broke the skin but it used to piss me right off, i'm with walshie on this one ,surely its better they don't do it
  11. greg64

    God

    but some people have imaginary friends that are very real to them Maybe they are real ?...........ever considered that? Just cause we can't see them don't mean they are not there........if it's real to them then it's real. just because its real to them does not make it real wilf it just makes it real to them .there is a difference
  12. greg64

    God

    but some people have imaginary friends that are very real to them
  13. greg64

    Bats

    ive seen bats taking live moths out of your hand ,bloke on a caravan site showed me he used to sit on his decking outside his caravan and hold the moths by the legs and the bats swooped down and took out of his hand
  14. greg64

    God

    sounds like a mamouth
  15. apparently he is going to pay all her bill now
  16. dirty rotten scoundrels ,the lady killers ,kind hearts and corenettes ,all the pink panther films, man about dog ,twin towns ,the Italian job ,life of brian ,blazing saddles ,animal house,the blue brothers
  17. . £70 is worth getting very mucky for as far as I'm concerned, if I live for 70 years, have my house with fires and woodburner in from the age of 20' that's 50 years of getting my chimney swept, at £70 a year works out at £35.000, I was told many moons ago that a man is rich, because of the things he can do without, and it looks like I can do without a chimney sweep and it's earned me £35.000 so I guess that pearl of wisdom was very true, I could go on but you get the idea that's 3500 not 35 grand
  18. greg64

    Eid Mubarak!

    just waiting for the stampede
  19. He couldnt even admit to his own family he is gay but he can come here and ply his perverted trade openly with a law that legalises male buggary at 16 and you talk about morals f**k off, just remind me isnt Vaz a Catholic British MP LOL hit a raw nerve there have we db, I bet all you boys together down the mosque are spanking each other with your sandals as I type
  20. have a look at han wag special forces gtx , they are comfy out of the box and don't need braking in
  21. greg64

    Haha

    I wonder if his dog got its bark back and i'm not talking about his missus
  22. took 30 seconds to see the first one and 5mins to find the cat
  23. had my first spliff in 1977 at a street party in honour of the queens jubilee so I blame her for my habbit
  24. he certainly is a beast with a sweaty arsecrack like that
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