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FLATTOP

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  1. The only time I’ve used a bidet is to wash me feet on holiday ???
  2. Heathens ??, Bog rolls and wet wipes thing of the past get your self a bidet for a nice fresh arsehole.
  3. I’ve got the big Harris 27” one sounds like I’ve got a big arse lol owned and used nearly every week for over 10 years still in perfect condition speaks for itself. FAO Wolfie Harris is slang for arse mainly in the London area I know you guys over there haven’t a clue what we are on about sometimes ?
  4. Have a good day gents ??
  5. Congratulations Greb nice bit of good news.
  6. I was having a moment Bourbon and headphones you know how it is ??
  7. The no socks bit gets me why for FFS it’s a shitty look....
  8. I might have a go at that myself next year, my hedgerow exploits have been Blackberry Blackcurrant Rose hip and plums, the plums they were something else they were so ripe and juicy I just new that the natural fructose was going to be high I wasn’t wrong one bottle and I was crawling and dribbling like a fool it was great. I have also had a go at Rice & Raisin a very quick wine can be drunk in 6 weeks but it’s rocket fuel, and I had an excess of mint one year and found a recipe in an old book Tea & Mint wine it was a shocker bloody awful. Good effort though Micky looks like y
  9. This speech done it for me, what a great film...
  10. Breaking Bad is better call Saul on steroids if at some point in your life you don’t watch it you have sorely missed out, the more you watch it expect the unexpected.
  11. We’ve got XL426 at Southend Airport it was out on the tarmac but it’s now in a hangar there is a restoration trust that do a great job when it does the taxi run you can see they are itching to take off. AVROVULCAN.COM
  12. @socks you eat like a King, Henry VIII springs to mind good effort with the Beef
  13. That documentary about the bombing raid in Port Stanley is amazing it makes you proud to be British if you haven’t watched it, it’s a must see.
  14. Another family favourite for us is the Fat Albert the Hercules my eldest son spent most of his RAF career at Lyneham they hold a lot of memories for him good and bad.
  15. In my opinion the best plane ever built I’ve seen them fly several times and the noise there’s nothing like it, that video you put up I used to play it through my stereo at full blast, I also live very close by to XL426 one of the few remaining Vulcans which does taxi runs several times a year sad they are all grounded they were the highlight of any air show.
  16. Parents day at RAF Benson the lads and lasses put on a good display for all the mums and Dads and a big piss up afterwards, I was all dressed up to go on the Chinny when literally as we was boarding the lad in charge said sorry cancelled it’s been commandeered for the display team, I was like shit really wanted to go on that, we got a choice a Puma or a Merlin me and my younger lad chose the Puma what a great machine doors open whilst flying was a real apocalypse now experience lol....
  17. There also looking at our T&Cs I reckon a re-org or redundancy’s are around the corner RMT are not happy interesting times ahead.
  18. I’ve just heard I’m getting a 2 year pay freeze with 3 years to go before I retire that’s blinding news, gratitude for you I’ve not had one day off through all this bullshit with people taking 80% for sitting at home I feel like a mug.
  19. Explosions were and are common in East Essex, Foulness Island which is near Shoeburyness is a top secret munitions testing island it’s very unique for testing missiles I believe with clearance they can test up to 60,000 feet there is a walk you can do called the Broomway which is littered with munitions meant to be the most dangerous walk in the UK. I lived in Shoeburyness for 24 years and it was common for your house and windows to shake with the mortar testing. Hunting wise the Island has a lot to go at as its unspoilt I know a couple of people who shoot over there but in very stri
  20. I had an incident I had to deal with the other night where a member of publics cat was bowled over by a train and they wanted it confirmed, normal job I thought until I rocked up on site it was a Savannah Hybrid cat a male one I’ve never seen a cat so big, being allowed to roam the streets no wonder we get all these big cat sightings with these things about. This picture off of google gives you an idea of the size I was quite surprised to be honest I had to get a bigger bag.
  21. Good video Wolfie loved the way the round stopped it swinging almost dead.
  22. Kamado Joe BBQ very nice the rival to the Big Green Egg, Nice trout as well bet that came out nicely steamed.
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