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mackem

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  1. I was going to have a banana for breakfast but i feel stuffed now just looking at that,my calorific intake is satisfied till lunchtime.
  2. The octopus,yes i would be on that,but how on earth can you eat all thatbin a morning?It looks like one of those breakfasts Hector blumenthal would dream up,then cook up.
  3. Plenty of relics out in the Philippines,the japanese even nowadays dont have a good rep on the islands due to their activities in WW2,theres a japanese tunnel found near where i used to live on mindanao,its a sort of museum nowadays,you go down and see where and how the troops were billeted.
  4. Bruce crompton earned a nice wedge from supplying the militaria to the film world such films as Fury,he aint skint,turned his hobby into his profession.
  5. Yup,vent outside,get a cheap hygrometer and stick it on the wall,its an indicator to the % of moisture in the air so you can assess the humidity levels.
  6. Wasnt one of those £500 a day beats on the test was it?
  7. The temple is the karni mata in deshnoke,i havent seen the program as just got in from the gym but i went to the temple years ago,f**k plummer and his tales of a rat hunting man,that temple was something else,great place for scabrous rats.
  8. No apologies necessary,yup bent as a 90 degree bracket,and wanker to boot instead of just laughing it off,pink beret f**k sake. http://news.sky.com/story/izzard-grapples-with-balaclava-clad-beret-thief-10563847
  9. Was eddie izzard the one who called plod because someone snatched his pink beret when he was campaigning for us to stay in the EU?if that was him what a wanker,if it wasnt i do apologise.
  10. Non binary?Sounds like a mathematical equation.Will Smiths son described himself as gender fluid because if your old mans that famous it might be embarrasing to come straight out and say your a puff.
  11. Knife looks the danglies,any interesting pics on the trail cam?I checked one last week expecting to see roe deer also had a muntie on film in a place i didnt expect them to be close to slough.
  12. Love catching grayling,sounds like a red letter day.
  13. Good mindset Archie,glass half full,hope you have a great 2017.
  14. Ze trannie or ze LGBT innit.I had a coffee last week in whitton high street,in the starbucks and my mate said f***ing hell look out there,outside a guy in a skirt and tight jumper,he was around 30 years old,no wig,he was slightly balding,he came into and ordered a coffee,my sis takes her dog to a dog groomer in west london called sharon,sharon has a pretty girlfriend but sharon has male on his birth certificate,its becoming trendy to be bendy nowadays.
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    Rip's

    ive worked with dermot,,did 10 weeks doing security with channel 4 tv,,on a tv show called the dogs baliarics,,i have to say hes one of the nicest down to earth celebs ive met,,a real nice chap,,,he was co host with jayne middlemiss,,,who i have to say is stuck up her own arse,,i was running security for this show,,and in 10 weeks she never spoke one word to me,,not a single word,,even when i was out on the town doing some location work in ibiza town in the bars,,not a single word,,,,think she must of fancied me.. She wasmobviously playing hard to get lol
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    998 of them just phoned because they never got what they wanted thoughIn a perfect world you'd be right but in this world you're sadly wrong.sorry mate obviously something dear to you just having a little joke No offence taken at all, I laughed at it too.I'm just pissed off that I bought yesterdays The Sun to look at the horses and the first 8 pages were dedicated to that queer George Micheal and his wonderful talent. What talent ????? "Wake me up before you go go" !!!!!!!!! FFS. Lets face it, he was more into having sex in public toilets with strange men than his own self preservation.
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    Pensions

    Bricks and mortar,got a few things and a place abroad,rent out here and retire in the sun is the plan,but too early for that yet.
  18. 25 years be fukced, where've they been in a display cabinet ? Lol,no mate,packed away in storage in a unit,gave them a wash when i found them,good as new.
  19. Esquire magazine once did an article on lamping they called it psycho-poaching.
  20. Plod stopped and arrested some lads with dogs for chasing large rabbits doesnt carry the same gravitas as criminals and criminal gangs,the sheeple need shock and awe in their daily read.
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    And Carrie Fisher the starwars actress has just been added to the RIP list.
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    Richard Adams author of watership downs has just joined the RIP list at the age of 96.
  23. I remember a pic of you in a gym,was it on moochers years ago?Your defenition was spot on.
  24. Guy on sky news this morning was babbling on about 200,000 people went foxhunting on boxing day,he failed to say they were drag hunts and just babbled on about blood sports,f***ing idiot.
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