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Simoman

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  1. Its an ADVERT FFS!!! I don't jump out the seventh storey window and expect a rollercoaster to take me to work like the Barcleycard advert or expect Tony the tiger to pack my snap whilst I finish my frosties. Its not suggested husbandry for dogs, its a f*****g advert, jesus christ..............
  2. Messers, pretenders and wannabee abound

    1. sounder

      sounder

      i get my coat !!

    2. christian71

      christian71

      The clock room atendents going to be busy

    3. Lab

      Lab

      Is this you giving us a part of your CV then simo.....?

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  3. Simoman

    Ouch!

    Bet that stung a tad..........
  4. These retarded bunny mounters need to get a grip on reality............
  5. The only time i enjoy johnny is when harry hill is abusing him on tv burp..........
  6. Send a link or something as i for one haven't a scooby what your on about..........
  7. Mine that dirty the crims give it a swerve..........
  8. Same as burnie, just add some grit and household scraps
  9. Many people don't realise that is Bosuns arse in his profile pic, just waxed and cleaned up...........

  10. Not good at working the technicalities of the slip lead

  11. Lick my love pump

    1. Malt

      Malt

      I heard it was more like a love pimple..

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Thought you called it a stamp......cause it got a little head on it!!

  12. Injuries can be horrible, upsetting and stomach churning but when a dog is chashing around the countryside at 35mph an injury is always just around the corner. Not nice but thats the reality im afraid.
  13. Good book, couldnt put mine down either, mainly as the author had left a sticky fish like substance on the pages.
  14. Has one messed up sleep pattern lol

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Sign of a guilty conscience....!

  15. undercover ginger

  16. Try this fella http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Ev19NsDQ4
  17. he wants a pup of his dog ..... dont make a big deal out of it Whos making a big deal? I merely raised a valid point to the question asked..........
  18. Warning hedz has been accused of inappropriate closeness with livestock

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Not a shock really is it..........?

    2. bullxryno

      bullxryno

      is it true he is proper strange and i must admit when iv been out [bANNED TEXT] him lampin he does disappear for 5 mins

    3. hedz31

      hedz31

      lol how the feck did i miss this one you feckers lol

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  19. In all seriousness mate I would ask why your breeding from a seven year old dog that by your own admission has not done as much as you would like? Also if land is a problem for getting out and working him, where will you work the offspring?
  20. showing your age now "old man" (im just jealous you got to own a glock) on a more serious note... those kids would be same age as me now! Old man , i'm 37 and in my prime To be honest i fired many different guns with calibers ranging from .22 upto .44 which was the maximum allowed ammo at the range, 9mm and .38 were my favourite and the glock my favourite gun, although the eastern europeans made some cheap reliable guns.......
  21. I think it was sarcasm .................."absolute" sarcasm
  22. I used to own handguns in the 90's before the Dunblane tragedy, at the time I had a Glock 17 9mm and a Smith & Wesson .38 special..............
  23. Clint, whats with the poor Borat impersanation when I know folks that have met you and tell me your a Yorkshireman???????
  24. I like Bryn Ray, nice strong collie cross........
  25. I sincerely hope your litter are healthy and fit but parvo is easily transfered on clothes, shoes in fact almost anything for months afterwards.
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