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Simoman

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  1. Its an ADVERT FFS!!! I don't jump out the seventh storey window and expect a rollercoaster to take me to work like the Barcleycard advert or expect Tony the tiger to pack my snap whilst I finish my frosties. Its not suggested husbandry for dogs, its a f*****g advert, jesus christ.............. and yet sooooo many people on THL got up in arms a year or so ago when an advert for child abusers depicted a man with a shotgun!!! whats good for the goose as they say.......afterall it was "only an advert" Well can't comment on that as I haven't seen it, but c'mon all this bollocks for an
  2. Can't stand lying, deceptive trolls

  3. ITS AN ADVERT, its not real................ITS AN ADVERT. The fluff brigade are taking over, down the drain..........
  4. Why would you buy a mobile phone and leave it in your car all the time "if" your car is stolen????????
  5. If it sounds like a duck, looks like a duck and smells like a duck, its a duck

    1. christian71

      christian71

      a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it!

    2. Simoman
    3. Lab

      Lab

      Hahahah......christian. Thats good for you!!....lol

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  6. Spent a lot of time in the Inverness area and not seen any, loads up near Ullapool........
  7. Looks good mouse, is that one of winks breeding?
  8. Its an ADVERT FFS!!! I don't jump out the seventh storey window and expect a rollercoaster to take me to work like the Barcleycard advert or expect Tony the tiger to pack my snap whilst I finish my frosties. Its not suggested husbandry for dogs, its a f*****g advert, jesus christ..............
  9. Messers, pretenders and wannabee abound

    1. sounder

      sounder

      i get my coat !!

    2. christian71

      christian71

      The clock room atendents going to be busy

    3. Lab

      Lab

      Is this you giving us a part of your CV then simo.....?

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  10. Simoman

    Ouch!

    Bet that stung a tad..........
  11. These retarded bunny mounters need to get a grip on reality............
  12. The only time i enjoy johnny is when harry hill is abusing him on tv burp..........
  13. Send a link or something as i for one haven't a scooby what your on about..........
  14. Mine that dirty the crims give it a swerve..........
  15. Same as burnie, just add some grit and household scraps
  16. Many people don't realise that is Bosuns arse in his profile pic, just waxed and cleaned up...........

  17. Not good at working the technicalities of the slip lead

  18. Lick my love pump

    1. Malt

      Malt

      I heard it was more like a love pimple..

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Thought you called it a stamp......cause it got a little head on it!!

  19. Injuries can be horrible, upsetting and stomach churning but when a dog is chashing around the countryside at 35mph an injury is always just around the corner. Not nice but thats the reality im afraid.
  20. Good book, couldnt put mine down either, mainly as the author had left a sticky fish like substance on the pages.
  21. Has one messed up sleep pattern lol

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Sign of a guilty conscience....!

  22. undercover ginger

  23. Try this fella http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Ev19NsDQ4
  24. he wants a pup of his dog ..... dont make a big deal out of it Whos making a big deal? I merely raised a valid point to the question asked..........
  25. Warning hedz has been accused of inappropriate closeness with livestock

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Not a shock really is it..........?

    2. bullxryno

      bullxryno

      is it true he is proper strange and i must admit when iv been out [bANNED TEXT] him lampin he does disappear for 5 mins

    3. hedz31

      hedz31

      lol how the feck did i miss this one you feckers lol

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