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  1. Simoman

    sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought, me and you do the kind of stuff only Prince would sing about. So put your hands down my pants and i'll bet you feel nuts

    1. donnyc

      donnyc

      someone needs to get out in the fresh air methinks

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      I agree, off to Peterborough now to collect lurcher lass

    3. artic

      artic

      you might as well come for a cuppa then. lol

       

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  2. Simoman

    Fresh day, fresh start....

    1. artic

      artic

      its a new morning...

  3. Simoman

    Likes going wildfowling until the birds come in, can then be heared screaming "why me you feathered horrors" before weeping and firing madly into the sky.......

  4. Simoman
    paranoid as feck :unsure: Paranoid? With the number of dogs nicked today??????? its being paranoid end of Is being paranoid a bad thing in the current climate where dog theives are rife and think nothing of wiping out years of hard work? Why stick I photo up showing the kennels, in this game everybody knows someone who knows someone who knows you.......... ffs what a load of shite ....i enjoy threads like this you get some great ideas and i enjoy seeing what other peoples set ups are............ but as usual it gets shite on The good thing about a fo
  5. Simoman

    This man spends hours driving his quad over cattle grids to awaken the beast within before releasing his rancid splodge over the seat and using a terrier to wipe the excess before retiring to the house to cry tears of shame......

  6. Simoman

    On page 34 of the hare and the swift dog, the noted author is shown rubbing the mangled carcass of a roadkill hare over his gentlemans area crying tears of ecstacy........

  7. Simoman

    Wilf dreams on a day when he can abuse Trisha in front od a life tv audience wearing his pearly king uniform chanting "rice and pea" before unleashing his rancid load on the upsuspecting security guard before running bacstage shedding tears of shame...............

  8. Simoman
    Well crack on and stick your photos up then, I couldn't give a monkeys........
  9. Simoman
    C'mon beaky, get your finger out and get mine here, i'm moist with anticipation.........
  10. Simoman

    "You can walk right upto them"...................."Where have they gone".....lol

  11. Simoman
    Enjoy your retirement Van, she has done you proud Rich and the rest of us have enjoyed your ups and downs through your writing.........
  12. Simoman
    I don't do that either.........
  13. Simoman
    It is a design fault, bnought mine with 45,000 on the clock, its now done 170,000 after 4 years. The only thing that has gone wrong in this time has been the diesel pump, although this cost £1,600
  14. Simoman
    paranoid as feck :unsure: Paranoid? With the number of dogs nicked today??????? its being paranoid end of Is being paranoid a bad thing in the current climate where dog theives are rife and think nothing of wiping out years of hard work? Why stick I photo up showing the kennels, in this game everybody knows someone who knows someone who knows you..........
  15. Simoman
    I may or may not agree, but being able to read the post would assist greatly
  16. Simoman
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsw-KpUVh9s
  17. Simoman
    Looks like a good day, well done
  18. Simoman
    As skycat, she works a pure Airedale and has had a litter of Airedale lurchers....
  19. Simoman
    No mate, the collar will feel different, an anti bark has two "probes" which sit on the throat to detect vibration, the dog isn't stupid and will know the difference
  20. Simoman

    Wilf has taken the new micro bellman and flint collar for a product review, it was attached to a hamster and found at 0.3 his his colon, great success!!!!!

  21. Simoman
    Am i missing the point, donny sold a dog for 200 and its grafting, what am i missing?
  22. Simoman

    Sleep is overated........

  23. Simoman
    If your going to insult me, use capitals and correct grammar please Take the stick from your rear passage and chill
  24. Simoman
    Simoman, come on tell him your only 12. And 3/4
  25. Simoman
    simon pan man You speak the truth, good for you, you have my ultimate respect I'm not calling the lad, merely bringing Alan Partridge to the masses R.E.S.P.E.C.T ayeeeeeee
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