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Simoman

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  1. Your right, I feel dirty and ashamed, but please remember I'm only human (sort of) I apologise. Please let me do my bit for you as a member.......... Its AREN'T and MODERATORS
  2. You have a little brown on your nose.......just there.....got it
  3. Cleaned kennels, fed and walked dogs, few beers, roll ups and wasted the day on my arse on thl...........
  4. Funny if his mate had one of those electric voice box things....."Get off him cow, get of him" You mean Doctor no.......vocal chords
  5. Spot on, depression isn't relavent to wealth or anything else......
  6. I had the same problem years ago but I was running a collie cross, with his added inteligence he also phoned the emergency services and produced a wonderfull steak tata before they arrived................. On a serious note hope he is ok, cows are strong beasts........
  7. Cracking write up artic, really well written, keep them coming........
  8. Has an alcohol filled afternoon planned....

    1. lord of the fens

      lord of the fens

      might just have one of those myself.

    2. mogy24

      mogy24

      thats it bottle ov vody 4 me then

    3. christian71

      christian71

      Take her to see yours earth next week the zoo!

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  9. paranoid as feck :unsure: Paranoid? With the number of dogs nicked today???????
  10. All I would say is you wont find the solution to your problems on a hunting forum. Make a doctors appointment and seek professional advice as depression may go away but it will be back..........
  11. dotty, I was with the fella in question when the dog was delivered to him in August and then over the phone he changed his mind and the dog went back, messer...........As we both know the "new" owner cares and grafts his dogs better than 99% of folk out there..........yep messer
  12. Young dog started to put the pieces of the jigsaw puzzle together, pleased so far....

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      15,000 malt, he has such dextrous paws

    2. Malt

      Malt

      Wow! Must have collie in it somewhere then... ;)

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      malt, wash your mouth out

       

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  13. Land theives . I know what you mean, about 10 years ago me and two mates had permission on a farm and took another chap there, he went behind or back and offered the farmer cash to give him sole rights, so we were kicked off as the farmer saw the notes flash across his eyes.
  14. Mate, use your loaf, your admitting to owning a banned breed under the DDA and posting it on a PUBLIC forum
  15. Good craic last night, quiet(ish) but worthwhile

    1. hedz31

      hedz31

      what time you get in simo you must of spent some quality time in bed lol

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      Dropped stabba off at 630 ish, then slept in a lay by until 845 lol, been lazing round the house and sorting dogs. Had a cracker mate, many thanks and good to meet you

       

  16. If its a deep cut and the dog has been carrying it for two weeks i'd get it too a vet.....
  17. A cut is a cut and treatment depends on the severity, can it be cleaned with cotton wool and hibiscrub or is it deep and require veterinary attention?
  18. It is important to pick the temperament that best suits yours, I prefer a bold strong dog as I can't gel with quiet or timid dogs..........
  19. Finger hovering over the self destruct button

    1. roggles88

      roggles88

      do me a favour and press it you clown.lol.

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      My mistake, its a big red button on a tipper van lol

  20. stabba erectus for mayor Next you will suggest taz for culture minister
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