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Simoman

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  1. any good ones? Yes, anything by Darcy/Lloyd/Walsh........
  2. Hides his soiled y-fronts under the passenger seat but pulls them out when nobody is looking and sniffs the gusset whilst crying tears of ecstasy.......

  3. I ride all alone I can't see, the road to nowhere anymore.

    1. lurcher lass

      lurcher lass

      if thats how you choose to veiw it,

  4. All that and you only put one track on lol

  5. Greased lightning...........

  6. GOOD Wheatons seem to be like rocking horse ****, in less than 10 years it will be harder to sort the wheat from the chaff than it is now........roll on the next big thing......
  7. Mixpod is fun way to pass an hour before lamping, some banging tunes lol

  8. I must be a lucky man, I stay with my friends and if a dog puts in a shite display, theres or mine we accept it as that, a shite display............
  9. Simo you still cruising around farms to satisfy your beastiality lust?? :kiss: Yes....
  10. shroom, are you still doing that charity absail down the kerb with the cast of "Honey I shrunk the kids"?
  11. Thats a fecking great idea, and there are enough about, but what if i get done for man slaughter... If i dont make it, i will put a post up where she can be found.. Choose a fat woman rambler stuffing her chops with Kendel mint cake, you will spot her as she will have a pig ugly wooly hat on, waterproof map cover and be 20 yards behind the other ramblers as she has "done" 3 miles and her thighs are sore from chaffing.....land on her, no court would find you guilty of landing on a fatty............ Only problem is he might bounce up to twice the original height he started from..
  12. Thats a fecking great idea, and there are enough about, but what if i get done for man slaughter... If i dont make it, i will put a post up where she can be found.. Choose a fat woman rambler stuffing her chops with Kendel mint cake, you will spot her as she will have a pig ugly wooly hat on, waterproof map cover and be 20 yards behind the other ramblers as she has "done" 3 miles and her thighs are sore from chaffing.....land on her, no court would find you guilty of landing on a fatty............
  13. With the pervs on here its only a matter of time before you receieve a pm asking for your wife to be left to them in your will.............. My tip would be land of a rambler and you will be fine........
  14. It makes me laugh, I get pm's saying "delete me I'm gone" "FFS I have asked to deleted and I'm, still here" you delete them as requested and three days later there back, fecking prima donnas, if your that desperate to go stay gone FFS

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      f**k it, I've had enough, delete me....I'll be back on by lunch as simomans......

       

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      wilf, brummy is a man whore who takes all on offer, takes a stitch and asks for more lol

       

    3. minzy

      minzy

      tb25 still aint found out who tb26 is yet???

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  15. Blackwater, whats the mystery? I have it left in the tub each morning.........
  16. Well, for me the best bread is a nice crusty loaf, and i too have a ball cross, hes bouncy and gets angry............ Your second post and your asking about the best dog for foxing and your in Kent.............erm Kent, which is in England where there is a ban on running foxes with lurchers........erm derrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  17. Simoman

    nigela on bbc2

    Brummy, you know, i know and all the folk who frequent the public conviniences in the midlands know you would rather base AWT's buns............
  18. Interesting stewie and makes a change to the shite spouted about bulls/rotties blah blah blah
  19. Its like playing profile tennis lol

  20. Terminator was owned by Ginger is has been dead years, nugget is JS lines, not heard anything bad..........
  21. Simoman

    nigela on bbc2

    Personally Nigella is attractive but I'd rather be locked in a prison cell with Anthony Worral Thompson and a 4kg jar of nutella, he has curves and a beard...............
  22. You look very short in that photo Always good to get out........
  23. Happy ending, best of luck mate, went through a divorce a few years ago and luckily enough family helped and took the dogs.........
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