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  1. Simoman
    I'm sure they will let you know, if they know, unless you know that they know, unless your not in the know, you know...........
  2. Simoman
    Always kept terrier bitches, prefer them tbh.............
  3. Simoman

    mike Tyson

    Simoman replied to tb25's topic in General Talk

    For a long time Tyson was an animal in thr ring and he often won the fight before slipping through the ropes, he was tough, hard hitting and exciting to watch but there were and have been far far better boxers...... Away from the ring the man was a mess and waste of space...... Legend......erm no He was a legend.... On top of his game, he'd be the champion right now... No one since him would have taken him. I'm not saying he was the best of the best but he was during his spell.... how many boxers were world champion Heavy weights at 18? Holyfield was far too skilled and not
  4. Simoman
    Yep, bought calls but the back of my hand works just aswell......
  5. Simoman
    Like a cult, yes i did say cult The next big thing
  6. Simoman

    Has done the most monumentally stupid thing this afternoon....

    1. jeppi

      jeppi

      lol sorry mate i av to laugh

    2. WILF

      WILF

      YOU HAVE NOT GONE AND GOT YOURSELF ANOTHER SEAN FRAIN BOOK HAVE YOU?

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      lol, even i'm not that stupid anymore lol

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    mike Tyson

    Simoman replied to tb25's topic in General Talk

    For a long time Tyson was an animal in thr ring and he often won the fight before slipping through the ropes, he was tough, hard hitting and exciting to watch but there were and have been far far better boxers...... Away from the ring the man was a mess and waste of space...... Legend......erm no
  8. Simoman
    any good ones? Yes, anything by Darcy/Lloyd/Walsh........
  9. Simoman
    Yes there are.........
  10. Simoman

    Hides his soiled y-fronts under the passenger seat but pulls them out when nobody is looking and sniffs the gusset whilst crying tears of ecstasy.......

  11. Simoman

    I ride all alone I can't see, the road to nowhere anymore.

    1. lurcher lass

      lurcher lass

      if thats how you choose to veiw it,

  12. Simoman

    All that and you only put one track on lol

  13. Simoman

    Greased lightning...........

  14. Simoman
    GOOD Wheatons seem to be like rocking horse ****, in less than 10 years it will be harder to sort the wheat from the chaff than it is now........roll on the next big thing......
  15. Simoman

    Mixpod is fun way to pass an hour before lamping, some banging tunes lol

  16. Simoman
    I must be a lucky man, I stay with my friends and if a dog puts in a shite display, theres or mine we accept it as that, a shite display............
  17. Simoman
    Simo you still cruising around farms to satisfy your beastiality lust?? :kiss: Yes....
  18. Simoman
    shroom, are you still doing that charity absail down the kerb with the cast of "Honey I shrunk the kids"?
  19. Simoman
    Thats a fecking great idea, and there are enough about, but what if i get done for man slaughter... If i dont make it, i will put a post up where she can be found.. Choose a fat woman rambler stuffing her chops with Kendel mint cake, you will spot her as she will have a pig ugly wooly hat on, waterproof map cover and be 20 yards behind the other ramblers as she has "done" 3 miles and her thighs are sore from chaffing.....land on her, no court would find you guilty of landing on a fatty............ Only problem is he might bounce up to twice the original height he started from..
  20. Simoman
    Thats a fecking great idea, and there are enough about, but what if i get done for man slaughter... If i dont make it, i will put a post up where she can be found.. Choose a fat woman rambler stuffing her chops with Kendel mint cake, you will spot her as she will have a pig ugly wooly hat on, waterproof map cover and be 20 yards behind the other ramblers as she has "done" 3 miles and her thighs are sore from chaffing.....land on her, no court would find you guilty of landing on a fatty............
  21. Simoman
    With the pervs on here its only a matter of time before you receieve a pm asking for your wife to be left to them in your will.............. My tip would be land of a rambler and you will be fine........
  22. Simoman

    It makes me laugh, I get pm's saying "delete me I'm gone" "FFS I have asked to deleted and I'm, still here" you delete them as requested and three days later there back, fecking prima donnas, if your that desperate to go stay gone FFS

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      f**k it, I've had enough, delete me....I'll be back on by lunch as simomans......

       

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      wilf, brummy is a man whore who takes all on offer, takes a stitch and asks for more lol

       

    3. minzy

      minzy

      tb25 still aint found out who tb26 is yet???

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  23. Simoman
    Blackwater, whats the mystery? I have it left in the tub each morning.........
  24. Simoman
    Well, for me the best bread is a nice crusty loaf, and i too have a ball cross, hes bouncy and gets angry............ Your second post and your asking about the best dog for foxing and your in Kent.............erm Kent, which is in England where there is a ban on running foxes with lurchers........erm derrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  25. Simoman
    Blitz for me........
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