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jackthelad

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  1. Squad of four dry stone wallers all of us tokers we was on a big civils job throwing dough at us...... other squads drinkers gear heads we ran amok kilometres off walls got chucked up...... the four stoners were the highest earners on em dykes...... some can some can’t simple as that eh
  2. That’s what I don’t get about folk branding us tokers lazy..... good man DC joint after the peice can’t be beaten
  3. I’d love a bit of that pity wee can’t hunt lutra here I’d be right down buying one em kayaks living the dream rik an that choc got a crackin nut on it....all the best mate
  4. Go on mate hoping to do the same just sold a flat an me an the mrs talking about selling the house when we get home..... king of the hill sounds just the ticket...... all the best in your next move..... don’t fancy a swap do ya? Haha
  5. Oooooft lively enough and n there daytime for me mate am ginger and Glaswegian they look at me like am from Mars..... an no fecker understands me but they can all count eh
  6. Nah tbh I dont fancy cutting about there at night it’s a bit like Cairo an your right they all feckin hustlers haha
  7. Christ on a bike that square is mental ......cheap as chips
  8. Only young but she hates strangers .....
  9. Haha love hearing stories like that
  10. Before you feck off send that big gus dug this way..... good man
  11. Sat in hotel in Marrakesh now with a beer brought a nice bit of green in the bank with me ..... be in Medina tomorow is there hash all good quality Mack or do you need to shop around so to speak........
  12. Do you dip chips in that don haha..... wtf is it?
  13. Fish or foe watched it on the fire stick it’s about the last salmon netters in the north east of scotland good watch
  14. Love seeing a good photograph of them in mid air.... the flying carpet... check em Luggs out .....
  15. Iam 48 now mate and same as your mate Iv a fair few previous and I get what you mean about the aggro to the family and that but for me my dogs are a release and keep my nut straight.......and I don’t think it’s as hot up this way as you lads get it down there
  16. Think Iv said this before in here but when I was about 14 or 15 I took a heavy beating of four grown men ... keepers .... a proper hiding they gave me I had a boot print on my chest and been done a few times since..... so aye keep it littt lads and mind how u go
  17. Iv been sayin that years about all that pink breeks mob they couldn’t give a monkeys about us lot......shower a shite they are
  18. Looks like a dog I had late 90,s haha Grubba was its name feckin escape artist he was known bye name at every snack bar in the north of glasgow came to me out a scrap yard never seen anything an turned into a cracking wee fox dog
  19. Cant be beaten eh mate we had a rare tear at a place during the covid lockdown
  20. Even through the light force lamps you be surprised what you can’t see flick the thermal on a few times in what I thought where empty fields
  21. jackthelad

    queen

    Aye u crack on in yer seeland waistcoat and weetabix on yer chops..... f****n country side alliance supporter you.... do you wear yer pink breaks in public or just in yer shed .... yer queen never thought that of the scots
  22. More chance of seeing a fish with tits here than rabbits just now
  23. the mates wife’s a vet and when they met he had a big hairy Lurcher wanting shag everything fight everything and kill everything so they took the poor buggers nuts off him...... and that lurcher was an arsehole till the day it died .... and in my opinion it’s mostly the arsehole pain in the arse types that u remember.......
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