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jackthelad

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  1. I’d just be happy my terrier could mark sticks under water
  2. Are you so angry all the time because you shat the bed with the dogs ?
  3. Like the baldy parrot leathered the golden eagle … weres yer feathers…. Had to take me coat of fer that Cnut didn’t a
  4. You should get Intae the terriers mc yer good at digging holes …. My mates a few pits a not one of them saluki or coursing dog would last 3 minutes with any them… be over quicker that one yer runs in the slop
  5. Cmon mate a 12 week old pup couldn’t get its mouth round an adult dogs neck a one shake of the head it be over other side the gaff…. That’s yer best one yet I just told my mate that driving home he near pissed his pants laughing
  6. Build a set of pens in the garden mate keep it out that akitas way it only needs to happen once an you’ll be looking for a new pup wouldn’t be the first time
  7. Il have a hundred notes on the spaniel
  8. Maybe because of back in them days if you didn’t you went hungry … rather be hung for a sheep than a lamb an all that
  9. Hame time had two buckets a lime under that Polaris got fecked with the rain ahh well still be there in the morning
  10. Aye that’s it on a day like today that would hit the spot
  11. Open my bedroom door to this of a morning …. Haha
  12. Mate a big walk in Glasgow is something to experience exactly that zero fucks given can remember as a young un on my das shoulders then as a feral teenager at it for a turn it’s absolutely mental all the history aside as you say it’s a celebration of a culture people hate ….. as we say hated but rated
  13. Anything that misses only 8 times over it’s life… that would suit me
  14. That bit of our scheme was difrent gravy been all over an never been in a place like it so many nutters in a wee area haha I loved it everyone related through the drink haha an the cnuts flattened it …. There’s a fox earth in my old garden dug it a few times an there’s roe from the high backs to cowlairs
  15. Haha gave my cousin some in a cuppa he said what’s that it tastes like shit half hour after he was folded like a deckchair snoring his brother said what the feck u give him haha he’s not had a j for over a year he told me next day best sleep he’s had in years
  16. It’s no joke mate the shit we breathe in at work started wearing this picking the lime out of buildings better hot an bothered than lungs fecked wae the shizen we breathe in trying earn a coin
  17. That rso hits the spot eh some sleep
  18. Oooooft that looks the bizness mate could murder that the now myself
  19. Plenty spots up and down there park free they started putting gates an parking meters in some spots but there still plenty places u can get stopped for the night
  20. The hole on that shed that’s only way in an out they can’t go round it was same in my porch hole like that and that foam sorted it
  21. Nah I sprayed right in the hole half hour later the wer dropping like flys 24 hours there was none an haven’t been back since
  22. This the stuff u want mate
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