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jackthelad

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  1. There shite maybe get a stone first few puffs on them but after I don’t rate them rather have a big fat bifter
  2. I was in the yard last week dressing stone saw hammers bolsters laying about a guy pulls over jumps out asks for directions did the silly Cnut not trip over a stone on way back car his leg of his specs embedded n his cheek ffs…. Said u awright mate ooooft right in motor wheelspinned away ….. not heard a dickie since
  3. Never renewed any my tickets after lockdown same as yerself finished with site work absolute pantomimes most of them
  4. Iam subbed to a tree surgeon now trees down laying on dykes they cutting trees out road Iam repairing the dykes Iam in shorts they all in that mad kit sweating there tits off…. Aye horrible weather to work in
  5. That was some shot he dropped that fella with last night
  6. Had ask the mrs what that meant there …. Brutus an Caesar
  7. Yer no as tall as I thought you wer
  8. jackthelad

    Tis wam

    Dunno about tapped mibbes touched
  9. jackthelad

    Tis wam

    The main line into Glasgow queen street and the old cowlairs train depot ran past the back of our houses that’s wer we fecked about as weans mind the railway coppers come on me and my mate on island between two tracks just before the tunnel for queen street going to nick us till they heardd bitch at it an they actually fecked of an left us haha u be fecked now….
  10. jackthelad

    Tis wam

    Wer u no in the railways anyway haha ….
  11. jackthelad

    Tis wam

    Same mate we are rolling boulders about building dry stone or random rubble walls am 51 this year and aye this heat lets you no it eh ….. global warming is it
  12. jackthelad

    Tis wam

    Any one come over all peculiar at work in this heat ….went for a pint yesterday after work soon as I sunk it wilted like a big feckin flower went all shivery straight home an bed an was sound this morning
  13. Ring sting in a bottle that
  14. It cost 5 grand…. This bitch has some presence about it big athletic thing head like a breeze block il get a photo of it today
  15. What you think of these Chinese red dogs mate estate Iam on now lady of the house has one and Iv never saw anything like this thing athletic head like a breeze block it’s an impressive looking animal
  16. Aye that’s right mad Sadie an shug haha oooooft
  17. There was two exactly the same cannae mind the other one’s name but they wer like peas in a pod an aye you don’t see that type a boxer now
  18. Mind that brindle boxer buster folk chucken it ten bob bits an pound coins an it ate them haha …. Bet that tramp cut about wae that was sifting thru that’s shizen of a morning fer the price of a bottle
  19. Big pele …. Best English mastif iv saw never saw another like him an aye went everywhere with wee Adeline that dog saved a guys life but that’s another story
  20. Nah wee bridge on that track that runs right along to that dumgoyne distillery that sir archie had a son about the same age as us can u remember the keeper wae the fiat panda 4x4 him an that sir Archie’s son jumped out at us when we wer a few years older an they shat the bed fecked of an left us
  21. Few these behind my kennels get a few every year in them especially when the crops come down
  22. Snowdroppers we called them washing line bandits haha
  23. Otter in the jars a cracker
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