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dytkos

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  1. Glad I didn't get a mention ?? Cheers, D.
  2. Just for the music nerds (I'm one) did anybody else know that "Gangstas" was based on Pastime Paradise, a track from Stevie Wonder's 1976 album Songs from the Key of Life? Cheers, D
  3. He's managing Huddersfield again. Cheers, D.
  4. No! We had one, if you bang it on the tap when your going to fill it, (no specs on) they smash ? Cheers, D.
  5. Philistines! I'm plagued with them. Used to morons who haven't ridden a bike for decades now they're motorised ffs ? Cheers, D.
  6. I learnt to drive (partiy) in my dad's K reg. 144 Cheers, D.
  7. Up to 6 months, 3x, up to a year, 2-3 times, dependent on the dog, 12 months and over once, maybe twice if they're a poor doer. Cheers, D.
  8. My chili and stuff Cheers, D.
  9. Strictlys on fook the football ? Cheers, D.
  10. Nice one Kenneth, load the gun lol Cheers, D.
  11. Getting Liz Truss as Prime Minister is like tunnelling out of Josef Fritzl's cellar and coming up in Fred West's living room. Cheers, D.
  12. Just had an ad pop up, 'Find single Ukrainian women'. Come on now, it's not as though it's going to be f***ing hard, is it? Cheers, D.
  13. 1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber. 2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone. 3. The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal. 4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some back. 5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my 1 a month donation back
  14. Voice was ok tbh, you ever heard Janet Street Porter? ? Cheers, D.
  15. My 21 plate Berlingo is a bit like that tbh. Cheers, D.
  16. dytkos

    queen

    Nobody does it better. Astounding. Wish everyone watching today felt as patriotic every day. Thank you Ma'am. D.
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    A.P.B.T....

    Two of us mate ? Cheers, D.
  18. Check this out lol North Cornwall Hunt (@northcornwallhunt) • Instagram reel WWW.INSTAGRAM.COM North Cornwall Hunt shared a post on Instagram: "Spot our new entry this morning ?? #NCH... Cheers, D.
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