People pushing prams/supermarket trollies who need to have their phones surgically removed from their hands,
Paul O'Grady, Alan Carr, The One Show, George Ezra, people who stand at the bar and order a drink and then proceed to ask the rest of their party what they want when I'm waiting for a pint, screaming children, Burnley FC, Man Utd, knuts who don't indicate, toothache, my f***ing phone that won't charge, cauliflower, sprouts, oh, and Lenny Henry ?
Cheers, D.