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dytkos

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  1. Not me mate, only been on a train (in this country) once in last 35 years ? Cheers, D.
  2. I came home from work today and my Mrs was led on the bed naked, licking a lollipop. I stood there and watched for a few minutes as she proceeded to slip it up her fanny. I said you'd better be careful with that as you've got to help the children cross the road tomorrow. Cheers, D.
  3. It's spot on mate but miles better when there's no f***ing tourists there ? Cheers, D.
  4. Loads mate Google 7 bays, or St Merryn or Harlyn. Cheers, D.
  5. Pentewan at 07:00 this morning. Cheers, D.
  6. I was driving home yesterday when I came up to one of those half barrier level crossings.The red lights were flashing and the barriers were on their way down so I pulled up sharply. Suddenly this car full of Pakis pulled out and tried to beat the lights and barriers. They got half way across when a large fully laden goods train hit them, the car disintegrated and all the occupants were killed instantly. I sat there open mouthed and thought "Jesus, that could have easily been me" So this morning I've sent off my train drivers application form to Network Rail
  7. Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram Son: Thanks dad Dad: No problem Alan Cheers, D.
  8. R.I.P. Honey, sad for you Phil, it's never easy. D.
  9. dytkos

    RIP THE DUKE

    And had a part to play in designing the Land Rover. Cheers, D.
  10. Home Bargains £1.79 for 600ml. Cheers, D.
  11. Yeah you said on the other thread ? Cheers, D.
  12. Mrs Golden bollocks ? Cheers, D.
  13. Depends what you want, September is awesome down here, plenty of inland places and your only ever half an hour from the coast. Cheers, D.
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