Me and me youngest lad (gone on now bless his heart) were ferreting a very steep side of a valley down by the river, when out of a old cottage down in the bottoms a woman appears starts shouting "what are you doing, are you hungry," I answered "tea and biscuits would be nice" it didn't help she was going nuts. In the end politely told her to make love and go way. When the hunt was on she would block the green lane with her car. She was a crazy townie a whole nut gleeny greenie. Back to the night after she kicked off. Me and the lad went lamping right above her little cottage, must have used ab